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    Who wants to pretend to be a millonaire

    *Ransac shakes his head and hands Zhaneel a closed ziploc bag and smiles* Ransac, that bastard, 1 week 5 days.
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    Cards of the CPA

    Wow, I get THREE cards? awesome? AND I'm the PROMO, too? This set will be sweet! Ransac, wondering wow he can buy these cards to play with, himself
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    What Preconstructed Deck should i use?

    None of them. They all suck. Well, not all of them. The red Pre-Con for Tempest was pretty kick-ass, especially since the Furnace of Rath I got in the deck really made my burn deck kick the shu-jeez-kit out of my oppenents. Ransac, that old fart, 18 years young
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    All CPA members are equal?

    Mop, mop, mop All day long Mop, mop, mop While I sing this song Gonna wax this floor Gonna mae it shine Gonna take of the spray paint with terpentine Oh, just your friendly, neighborhood, village idiot/CPA trash man! Ransac, on prozac and ritalin (not really)
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    Super-CPA-Stardom

    um, interesting number of votes. Remember though, if you weren't eligible for this time, you might be next time, in two weeks. See me, I'll be eligible, along with others that wanted to be counted, too. As for those in florida demanding a recount, your fly in unzipped. *as the many people...
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    Cards of the CPA

    if you need to know more about me, duke, you should see some of my threads in the voting forum and ff-topic, some of which have been really popular. Ransac, poo monkey
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    Who wants to pretend to be a millonaire

    The answer is Z: Poo-Gas Congratulations to everyone that got, um, one question right. The are allowed to fart in a ziploc bag and share the wealth with their friends now. Once again, congratulations to the people, um, maybe person, that won. Ransac, 2 weeks 'til second season
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    U/B control, an oldie but classic

    Serious game-player, really idiotic conversation starter. Ransac, village idiot
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    WARNING: THIS is just a JOKE...

    *hides under his covers. don't ask why* Ransac, mooky, not monkey, mooky
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    Mini-Tourney Report: Type II - U/W Control

    Crumpets and piddlely gas to the victor!!!! Ransac, what the......
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    Xarvox storyline battle #1

    I roll my 87-sided die and get a 68.3. That's means I win, and I get to use the restroom first. Ransac, dumbass
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    U/B control, an oldie but classic

    Um, can we make this deck type 2? Cut out the Urza's cycle! Off of Rando's make, I would change: Addles for Persecute Another FOF for the stroke Blind Seers and Wandering Eyes for the creatures, split it 4/3 however you want, keep the Alexi That won't be as powerful, but it is the best I could...
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    White Counterspell

    How about just this? White Counterspell WW Instant Counter targer spell Ransac, too stupid
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    Do R&D's Job (Fix broken cards)

    Tolarian Whore House Legendary Land Echo Kicker: Pay life equal to number of hairs on your opponent's head. Phasing T: This card does nothing. That's right, nothing. If you paid the kicker cost, this card still does nothing. Just stare and ponder of why you paid the kicker in the first place...
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    Help the CPA design the ULTIMATE Casual Card!

    Whatever it is, it needs plainswalk, no buts about it. If you disagree, I'll be over to your house with castration scissors in the morning. Ransac, plainswalk
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    Do R&D's Job (Fix broken cards)

    He's a non-broken version of Tolarian Academy! Tolarian Monkey Ranch Legendary land T: This card does nothing. Stare and ponder What do you think? Ransac, retard
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    All CPA members are equal?

    Ah, man! nodnarb24 left a mess on the floor again. Bad CPA member! BAD! *cleans up stinky mess* Ransac, CPA trash man
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    Paradoxes

    Do you believe in cheese? If so, then you can believe in God. You can believe in ANYTHING. I believe in God, but I can't believe that the Democrats hae even stuped to an all time low by dragging this damn election to court. Just believe or don't believe in what you want. Ransac...
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    Worst rare card ever

    But can you honestly find a beneficial use for Carnival of souls, besides Donate(because any crappy card can be Donated). Ransac, honestly
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    Cards of the CPA

    SEE!!! HE'S FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME!!!!!! MY NAME ISN'T IN THE SPOILERS!!!! Either that, or he just doesn't like me. I'm going to pout in the corner now. Ransac, crying his eyes out
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