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I am the chief trash man of the 11th unit in the 126th division. Ransac, proud of what he is

Come on! We ALL know that the weasel's name was Ransac, or at least had a brother named Ransac. Ransac, cpa trash man

God cards? sound too powerful. How about happy face cards. Oh and if anybody gives a rat's @$$, this is my 300th post. How about monkey cards, or weasel cards. I like weasel cards. They are so weasely and cuddly and weasely. Tee-hee Ransac, cpa trash man

yes, Grasshopper. Now, go stand on log for 3 hours. Good, stay still. Now, don't move until I'm finished meditating. *Ransac walks into his room and watches wrestling. 5 hours later he goes to bed. 4 hours later, he gets up to go potty and notices that K9archmage is still outside* Sorry, for...

I just saw his post in the CPA set in Homemade Cards, and I am depressed. Duke is apparently leaving. Please, no one PM him of this, he is trying to *shudder* forget the CPA. This thread is dedicated to the fond memories of.....DUKE. So, I ask all of you to post your favorite thing or post of...

We don't talk about Arhar the Master because we all know I am the master, of trash and randomness at least. Ransac, cpa trash man

Wow. Well, I wish you the best of luck. Sorry, about nagging for my card. Good-bye. Ransac, cpa trash man

Ademis. Definitely Ademis. Ransac, one to voice his own opinion

Birds of Paradise? Llanowar Elves? Ransac, cpa trash man

I knew that. Just wishful thinking. But, I think my comments for the others are bang on, don't you think? Ransac, cpa trash man

My butt itches. Ransac, cpa trash man

The correct answer is B. Pay attention that I am actually posting the answers this time. Question 3: Why did monkey cross the road? A: To get to the other side B: To eat some cheese C: To see a pigeon D: One does not know. Perhaps a predator was chasing it or it saw a female monkey on the...

I appreciate the compliments, well, some of them, and I am back to normal. For instance: YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER!!!! *the crowd gasps, then Ransac snaps his fingers and everyone is wearing black clothing* I love doing that. Ransac, cpa trash man

Ensnaring Bridge, probably back. Not great enough to always play main deck. More of a sideboard. Serra Angel, I don't think so, unless they change it from uncommon to rare. Here are some of my predictions. Tradewind rider: When it left, Temporal adept took it's place. Temporal Adept left, now...

Ransac: Monkey would like to kow what a thing is, too. I don't care, but monkey wants to know, isn't that right, my former presidential running mate? Monkey: *sticks tongue out and makes farting noise while jumping up and down throwing feces everywhere* Ransac: That's right. How did we ever lose?

What the heck? What is the purpose of the trample then? And why the haste if it comes into play tapped? Or are you trying to make a card like I do? If so, watch the Master. War Whore Summon Barbarian Hooker 4RR Haste, except for the turn it comes into play First strike, except during combat...

I'll sum up the reasons in short, maybe. This club was seen by many officials as another excuse for spamming, and they thought I was trying to encourage others to do so. One of the officials, who is a friend of mine, warned me that if I started the club, I would be booted off this site. But...

The trash man requests. I, Ransac, Village Idiot/CPA Trash Man, would enjoy being in this set. Ransac, cpa trash man

Um, that wasn't mud. Ransac, cpa trash man

The answer is A & B. Next Question: How did I get out of bed this morning? A: Rolled out B: Fell out C: Jumped out D: I tried each way out until I could made the right splash in the vat of jelly next to my bed Ransac, cpa trash man