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The worst card of all time was ................................................................................................................................................ Carnival of Souls. How can you say otherwise? Ransac, with a staple in his butt

Sir, please, I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise. You leave me no choice but to...... ask you nicely again. Ransac, gotta love Apu

New tally: Apollo: 3 Zadok: 3 Ed: 2 Theorgg: 2 TickleMeHellNo: 2 Phyrexian Pie-Eater: 1 Krichaiushii: 1 Spiderman: 1/2 vote Yellowjacket: 1/2 vote THAT'S IT!!!!! THAT'S THE FINAL TALLY. AND THAT MEANS THAT THE CPA-SUPERSTARS ARE: Apollo, Zadok, Ed, Theorgg, and TickleMeHellNo. No recounts...

Nyx is right. have we all forgotten Illumination? Everybody's favorite, and the only, White Couterspell. Ransac, poody-head

I cleaned up that one! Ransac, CPA trashman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Was she on crack? Did she WANT to be hit by that speeding BMW? Did she see a male chicken and got horny? No one knows. What's your guess? Ransac, that retard

Poo-Gas GB Instant Target creature dies. No, it isn't destroyed, it isn't buried, and it isn't removed from the game, it dies. You can't use that card ever again, you might as well rip it up. Okay, then, fine, clarification text. Rip up target card and place it in opponent's Yoo-hoo...

New tally Apollo: 3 Zadok: 3 Ed: 2 TickleMeHellNo: 1 Phyrexian Pie-Eater: 1 Theorgg: 1 Krichaiushii: 1 Running out of time Ransac, poo-face

FINAL QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 15: What will the prize be? A: 1 million pretend dollars B: A rubber ducky C: 1 million pretend rubber duckies D: Prize? Did anyone get enough right? Ransac, proud sponsor of, well, nothing

You know, it's times like this that I'm glad that lady judge from Florida order the recount to be over by 5:00 pm today. Oh, well, back to falling. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *splat* Ransac, gooey on the sidewalk(not that way)

I have the full set of Unglued. And I will gladly accept booster drafts of the set. Ransac, monkey prison warden

My god! My attempt to complain about the recount has turned into a monster. what have I done? *overcome with guilt, Ransac jumps out of a window* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrreeee... Ransac, still falling

I would move the erratic portal to sideboard and Urza's Rage to maindeck. Ransac, monkey bizkit

Besides the fact that you misspelled Reindeer, nice cards, here's one of my own. The Grinch GGGGB Creature-Pissed-off, green-creature-thingy legend GGB:Search through your opponent's deck for a card of your choice and remove it from the game. You may treat that card as if it were in your hand...

*puts pinky to mouth* riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Ransac, devilishly evil

Um, Zadok, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe 187 was derived for CITPA creatures because Nekrataal was the most popular and it killed creatures, and 187 is the police code for murder, so any creature, like Nekrataal, with a CITPA was dubbed 187. Originally, only 4 creatures were known as...

I believe I am in a class by myself! CPA Trash Man!!!!!!!!!!! Ransac, sweeping the street

Nekataal Ransac, poody-head

The answer is J: Teflon Question 14: Who here likes Porn? A: Me B: You C: Yellowjacket D: A stupid monkey lover Ransac, what?

Freaky, another like me. Ransac, getting kind of wierded out here