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Okay, time to train you. Beat this egg with a bedpan. *Ransac sets an egg down.* Ransac, cpa trash man

I will save all my Goblin Legionnaires for you, Sammy. Although I might want to keep 1. Ransac, cpa trash man

Yeah! We have TWO for Scooterbaker!!!! hu-ZAH!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Does that include me, DUke? Ransac, cpa trash man

I like nomadic elf the best, not that it's the best card up there, but because it's a bear with a little bit more. Ransac, cpa trash man

Namielus: Why do I have to clean it up? You just licked it up! Produce Master: Welcome! Okay, enough chit chat. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the vegetable execution chamber. Also, here's your bunny slippers, your invitation to watch Fuzzy510 get poked, and your key...

Welcome! Okay, enough small talk. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the hot sulfur massage room. Also, here are your bunny slippers, your invitation to watch Fuzzy510 get poked, and your key to the secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the...

Namielus: Okay, the training will commence for you in the Off-Topic forum. I will post a thread there. urzamasterpimp:Welcome! Okay, enough talking. Here's you room key, strategically located next to the ferret whipping room. Also, here are your bunny slippers, your invitation to watch...

If you need a mentor to apprentice under, by all means, I'm the best you can find for being crazy. Ransac, cpa trash man

The answer is, in fact, B. Question 5: Can a swallow carry a coconut? A. No, it's too small. B. Maybe, if two carried it together. C. If it was an African swallow, it could. D. Where did you get those coconuts, anyway? Ransac, cpa trash man

Just to let you know, you have been accepted into the tournament and will fight me in the 1st round. Good luck. Ransac, cpa trash man

Hmm, MY battle. Let's get it on. *Ransac takes off his CPW championship belt and sets it aside.* Let's do this in an environment that we can both fight comfortably in. *Ransac snaps his fingers and both fighters are standing in a wrestling ring. Ransac snaps his fingers again and both...

Okay, I want a good fight here. Good luck. Ransac, cpa trash man

Seeing as how you two are going to face each other in the tournament, this battle will be round 1. Ransac, cpa trash man

Prince RXI wanted to finish his other battle first, so you guys might need to wait. Good luck to both of you. Ransac, cpa trash man

That's it!!!! That's the last 3 people we need. Here are the pairings!!!! 1. Prince RXI--- 2. Riva Iron-Grip--- 3. Namielus--- 4. Volrath's Bane--- 5. Dementia--- 6. Maraud--- 7. urzamasterpimp--- 8. Ransac--- Let the fun begin. I will start threads for the respective battles...

*Ransac, who gets a kick out of Edge and Christian, starts looking at Volrath's Bane and wonders if he'll need a partner for a Con-chair-to.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Lets me try. *Ransac punches Namielus.* Hmm. it's kinda missing something. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac, who took a 12 minute break to sleep, looks at Sammy Dead-O carrying some sign. After looking closely, Ransac sees that the sign says "Kick Me". Ransac shrugs his shoulders and runs his mech over behind Sammy. Ransac kicks Sammy Dead-O's mech in the butt. Then, Ransac jumps into the hole...

Hey, you got lucky! My room is next to the radioactive-worms-that-bite-your-nuts-off-in-the-dark station. It really sucks. Ransac, cpa trash man