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    A mysterious cloaked figure enters the forums

    It was me. I dressed up as a cigarette vending from New Dehli and a large, black tarp came out of no where and covered me. Then, Volrath's Bane picked me up and enter the CPA with me. What a loon. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Ransac

    Just wish to point out that I am about to pass 1100 posts within the nest couple of days. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Mech combat training

    *Ransac is still ripping at the circuitry when he sees a button that says "Do not push".* What do you think I'm gonna do? *Ransac doesn't push the button and continues ripping at the circuits. Just then, he hits the fuel line and and blast knocks him into the the button and unwittingly pushes...
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    Card substitutions

    Okay, then how about this? Kavu Titan: Noble Panther Noble Panther: Fleetfoot Panther Terminate: Vendetta Blastoderm: there is no substitue Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Who Wants To Pretend To Be A Millionaire, AGAIN??!?!?!?!

    The answer is D Geroduzzy510: 4 Istanbul: 3 Zhaneel: 2 TURD CUTTER!!!: 2 Question 5: Why did the chicken cross the road. A: To get to the other side B: To eat the flower C: It was attached to the baby D: One does not know. Perhaps a predator was chasing it or it saw a female chicken on the...
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    Magic in Aloha paradise

    As some of you know, I am leaving for Hawaii this Sunday. While, between sight-seeing and beach-funning, I intend to to see if Magic has a strong, weak, or any community on the Island of Kauai. Does anybody here live on Kauai? If so, I would be happy to meet you in person if I get the chance...
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    Saproling Symbosis

    This card can be HEINOUS!!!!!!!!!! Cast a Verdeloth with the Kicker with a Nemeta and start churning out tokens. After you have plenty, play a Spontaneous generation and throw down a Goblin Bombardment. Massive damage. Anybody else think of a good use for the Generator? Ransac, cpa trash man
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    come and have a look

    Very cool art work. You should give your pimp flying. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    I am the newest member -- Hello

    TURD CUTTER!!!, if you want hot water, I'll be more than happy to make my toilet plumbing go directly to your shower. *Ransac does so.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Jake74 - you're WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :rolleyes: These people don't know smilies??? BLASPHEMY!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man
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    A mysterious cloaked figure enters the forums

    Hmm, insane, huh? *Ransac takes out a balloon animal and starts hitting it with a fly swatter.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Card substitutions

    Prodigal Sorceror: Zuran Spellcaster Zuran Spellcaster: Rootwater Hunter Rootwater Hunter: Prodigal Sorcerer Samite Healer: Femeref Healer Femeref Healer: Clergy En-Vec Clergy En-Vec: Samite Healer Hill Giant: Tor Giant Tor Giant: Hill Giant Ransac, cpa trash man
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    How to make Dementia's chair more comfy?

    You should try coating it with birds's nests OR dried bracken. It works wonders. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Daggertooth VS Prince RXI

    I crapped myself. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Tournament Rnd. 1-- urzamasterpimp vs. Ransac

    Fine, let's do this. *Ransac pulls out the blade of many words.* This will be fun. Stats: Ransac Styles: Off-Topic( One of the Best), CP Wrestling(Current Champion), snapping-fingers(Master), Mind-numbing(OH, yeah) Weight: 175 Height: 6'2 Weapon of Choice: Besides snapping my fingers, Blade...
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    Namielus, you training begins.

    Your new training: Eat the bedpan you smashed the egg with, but only after you use it. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Favorite New painlands?

    I like Shivan reef. Counter Burn, AWAY!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Come back old school fights!

    LOOK OUT, HIPPO!!!!!! IT'S A CHIA PET!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Tournament???

    Volrath's Bane already started fighting with Namielus in his own thread, so that will count as this tournament. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Black/Green that's Type 2 legal now (no Apocalypse)

    What? No Silt Crawlers? Ransac, cpa trash man
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