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Hmmm, let me see. *Ransac checks the manual to what he can do.* AH! I found the answer!!! No, all assignments are final for the rooms. But, I could bend the rules slightly. You could switch your room for the room next to the Gay Men's Nudist Colony. *Ransac holds up the key.* Well...

*Ransac votes and punches Dementia in the nuts. Jebus, coughing from the hit, yells his battle cry " I AM DEMENTIA, AWAY!!!!!!". Dementia charges, but is stopped in mid-step when Jebus's teeth are kicked in by Ransac.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Actually, much to Dementia's pleasure, the random number I gave him was... 5!!! He will fight Maraud. I will edit the tournament table then. Ransac, cpa trash man

Old school? What are the rules for old school? Ransac, cpa trash man

Fear not, Duke. I shall recruit some of my tournament pals to continue on the insane level we enjoy so much. Fuzzy510, why are you leaving? You're supposed to be one of the Off-Topic Elite! You are supposed to help me inflict more insanity among the rest of the CPA!!! You are supposed to help...

Nice Blue A** deck, Almindhra. But, you have to admit that the Wild Fires deck was pretty cool. It actually looks like it can win some major tournaments, not that yours won't, either. But, I think that Wild Fires would win much more agressively than Blue A** will. Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm interested. Sure. Burn me one. Ransac, cpa trash man

As much as I like the circus, I'd rather keep Namielus, that is, if we can potty-train him. Ransac, cpa trash man

Where are the Blastoderms? Ransac, cpa trash man

My friend, Sole Specter, was actually trying to build a straight red wildfire deck(With the exception of the Assault/battery, of course). That is, until apocalypse comes out. He's playtested this deck a couple of times and I must say it's pretty good. Ransac, cpa trash man

Welcome!!!!! Okay, enough chit-chat. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the Men's Nudist Colony. Also, here's your bunny slippers, your invitation to watch Fuzzy510 get poked, and your key to the secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain...

*Ransac finds a Pichu and kicks it in the nuts.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Sammy Dead-O seals up his leg wound and looks around for Ransac. When he can't find him, his sensors tells him that something is biting a hole through the area that the mech would have a butt.* Sammy Dead-O: What the...? *Ransac made a hole and drops an explosive in the hole. The explosive...

Fuzzy-O, oh Fuzzy-0, where for art thou Fuzzy-O. GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!!!!!!!! Did he die or something? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac realizes that he is going insane from Prince RXI's attack. Ransac then looks around and notices that nothing for him has changed.* Whew! *Ransac then finds a Caterpie and kicks it in the nuts.* Ransac, cpa trash man

I have a very small PPC(Don't look too much into that). That PPC unfolds into a BIGGER PPC. Ransac, cpa trash man

WAIT!!!! I just thought of a role model. Tucker Took. Whenever he plays in a tournament, he always plays with a casual deck of his design (Pestilence deck, Soul Sculptor deck, Haunted Crossroads Deck, etc.) He is a proud member of Team Loser, where the captain is the person with the worst...

So, Chaos Turtle, should I bring a Chimeric Idol for you to sign or a Horned Turtle, assuming that I am not wasting my time and that you will show up. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Everybody is yelling at each other, and then all of their clothes turn back.* Everyone: Not again. I'm HEEEEEEeere. Ransac, cpa trash man

My mom. Oh, wait. DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THAT!!!!!! I would have to say that, uh, hmmm, uh, well, uh, you see..., um, my role model is, uh, well, I don't really think I have a role model. I usually try to beat them all(I usually fail, though). Ransac, cpa trash man