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    stasis and kismet

    Well, one of the popular ways to pay for Stasis was to bounce it to your hand with Capsize, buying it back or not if necessary, and always untapping your lands while doing so. I suggest to have a few counterspells in hand while doing so, though. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Joven's Ferrets

    Well, put a lure and a gaseous form on the little rodents and they can be downright annoying. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Who Wants To Pretend To Be A Millionaire, AGAIN??!?!?!?!

    The answer is A: Flame Fuel Scores so far: Geroduzzy510: 3 Istanbul: 2 Zhaneel: 1 TURD CUTTER!!!: 1 Zhaneel missed the chance to answer on the last one. Question 4: What is a stinky monkey? A: A drink that consists of Kahlua and ground-up hot dogs B: A monkey that scratches its butt, sniffs...
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    Battle against Pokemorpher?

    *Ransac, feeling embarrassed that his fellow comrades are dueling with Pokemon, beats up a helpless, little Weedle. He then kicks it in the nuts.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Mech combat training

    *Ransac, now pleased that the hole is large enough to shoot at, lets go of Sammy Dead-O's leg. Ransac jumps back 100 feet and prepares to fire a blue PPC at Sammy Dead-O's wounded spot.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Battle against Pokemorpher?

    I have nothing against the guy, yet. But, I will beat up some Pokemon. *Ransac kicks a pikachu in the nuts so hard that it shoots a lightning bolt out of it's rear end.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Atlanta Pre-Release

    Okay, I know RabidKimba already put up a similar post, but who exactly is going to the Atlanta Pre-Release. I'll be there for a short period. I plan to win the whle thing. I didn't keep my promise and win at Regionals, so I have to win here. Oh, and please post a description of what you look...
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    CPA set: Via Ransac

    Ransac, King of Off-Topic Creature-Off-topic Legend 5 Ransac is not an artifact creature. If you used white mana in Ransac's casting cost, put a +0/+1 counter on Ransac and Ransac gains first strike and is white. If you used blue mana in Ransac's casting cost, put a +0/+1 counter on Ransac and...
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    Off-Topic Posts

    I believe the reason why they didn't want the Off-Topic posts to count is not just because of spam, but also because this site is dedicated to magic. Off-topic posts don't generally have magic-related things, hence the reason why it's "Off-Topic". I believe the posts that the admins feel should...
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    Re-cap of RPG...read this before you go to next chapter...

    I pm-ed Rando saying that I wasn't going to be much of a player, seeing how I never really got into it(plus, my schedule was kind of hectic). So, Casnar fell off of Sageridder's horse, hit his head, and died. I did kill a couple of bandits, though. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Mech combat training

    *Ransac assures Sammy Dead-O that Maraud is all right. His mech, on the other hand, isn't. Ransac's mech, at this point, has finally made a small hole in Sammy's leg.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Tournament???

    No offense, but I've already beaten you (in a thread I consider one of the most humourous that I have participated in) in battle. I wish to fight someone new in the 1st round. If we both manage to get past the 1st round, I will meet you in the 2nd round. So far, the pairings are. 1.Prince...
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    Mech combat training

    NO!!!!!!! LET ME TAKE CARE OF THIS!!!!!! *Ransac's mech chrages towards Maraud's Timberwolf and attacks it leg. After about five minutes of this, Maraud kicks it off. Maraud laughs and then notices that Ransac made a small hole in his leg. Ransac then fires a blue PPC blast at the opening and...
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    CPA set: Via Ransac

    Turd Cutter, Cutter of Turds 3BR Creature-Turd Cutter Legend When Turd Cutter comes into play, destroy target permanent that target opponent controls and destroy target permanent you control. 1BR: Destroy target permanent that target opponent controls and destroy target permanent that you...
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    Who Wants To Pretend To Be A Millionaire, AGAIN??!?!?!?!

    *Ransac calms down.* Ah, so you guys ARE smarter than most of ther human race. The correct answer is c: long, ranting answer. Question 3: Can anybody tell me what hairspray is best used for. A: Flame Fuel B: Making sticky floors C: Um, hair spray? D: A jar of almonds. Ransac, cpa...
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    Apoc Pre-release

    I'll be there, if only to register and get the cards. That's probably all I'll be able to do. Maybe play a couple rounds. I need to leave early, because I head to Hawaii the next day. Oh yeah, I'll be in the Atlanta one, too. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    The Dr. Is In

    THE DOCTOR IS IN!!!!! THE DOCTOR IS IN!!!!! THE DOCTOR IS FINALLY IN!!!!!!!!! This is the doctor I have been talking about for a while. First he was out to lunch, then he was stoned. But, now he is HERE!!!!!!!! And, he will fix your deck. THEME SONG TIME!!!!!!!! *To the theme of "The Match...
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    Does anyone here actually like pokemon besides me?

    *Ransac comes from behind and snatches the pokeball with the "silver" Butterfree. He opens it and kicks the Butterfree in the nuts so hard that all the silver comes off. Ransac puts the Butterfree back in the ball and puts the pokeball back in Prince RXI's pocket he notices.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    What quotes do you admire most?

    "You dare offer me your decadent, western pie?" *Ninja slices people in half.* "I feel your pain. Alas, I do not care." -Inquest comic, forget which issue, though. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Super Seismic Beatdown

    I was thinking of that. But, I only have one Rowen at the time. If I had more, definately. Ransac, cpa trash man
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