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Welcome! Okay, enough blab-blab. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the CPA Chorus room. Also, here's your complimentary fake thumb, your invitation to watch "Gaywatch", and your key to the super secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden under the drain in the...

*Everyone is argueing over the price of hot dogs until all of their clothes turn black.* Ransac: I'm HEEEEEeeeere. Ransac, cpa trash man

While I also agree that the mana can sometimes be a problem, I have hardly ever had mana problems in the deck, and If I do, I usually had an Orim's Chant in hand or a Port in play to slow them down. Ransac, cpa trash man

There I am, playing another successful, but not victorious, tournament with my pride and joy deck: The answer. After playing against Theorgg, he suggests that I post my decklist and ideas about it on the CPA so no one else takes the credit for my design. So here we go! Time period: 4 months...

*Little did Prince RXI know that during this whole battle, RXI was standing upside-down with his head in a bucket of piranha fish.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Ashnod's Altar: No infinite Slivers? Ransac, cpa trash man

It's quite easy to snap your fingers correctly for this. Just snap that the way they need to be snapped to make people wear black clothes!!!!!! It's that easy!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

You like me, *sniff*. All of you REALLY LIKE ME.........or want something. I'll post the next leavings soon. Ransac, cpa trash man

YEAH!!!!!!! TURBO HOT DOG!!!!!!!!!! uuhhmmm........I don't feel so good. *Ransac runs to the bathroom. Apparently, in exchange for the full strength, it also gives him the runs. Dementia stands up and blocks his path.* Please......don't stop m........oh god. *Ransac unleashes his vile...

I've got a tip around the mubble? I don't believe I do, not since I last visited nodnarb's site. Ransac, cpa trash man

May I suggest that you use a few Jungle barriers. They block Blastoderms and they are card advantage as well. Ransac, cpa trash man

Well, well, well. It seems that we now have quite a few members on the CPA that are "prominent" MTGNews members, like, BlackLotusOfDeath, Dementia, Volrath's Bane, menolikeygurus, etc. For those of you that go to MTGNews and just recently came here, what do you think of this site in...

T.I.C.M., how did you get my keys? I hide them in the furthest regions of my bunghole. Ransac, cpa trash man

Everybody knows me. Huh? Oh, right. Welcome! Okay, enough jibber-jabber. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the missile silo, where we hold our bread. Also, here's your complimentery jello mold, your invitation to learn how to make jello, and your key to the super secret...

First things first. I don't drink, never have and never will. Next thing, I will be getting a Bachelor of Arts degree on Music Performance: Voice. Yes, that's right, I can sing. Very well, mind you. Ransac, cpa trash man

What? Are we perfectionists here? *Ransac is flogged by seven, angry, blurred mongeese.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Football(American). It's just better. Ransac, cpa trash man

DAMMIT!!!!!! I keep getting the shaft!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Awwwww, come on. Everybody like ME!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

*All of the sudden, the Dudley Boyz come out and throw Dementia and VB threw tables.* D-Von: Don't you EVER try to copy our gimmick!!! Ransac, cpa trash man