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My opinion: Now that Apocalypse has reared it's head, you should expect to see new decks dominate the environment, right? Wrong. R/B is still the most popular decktype in IBC, fueled now with card-drawing power by Phyrexian Arena. The anti-R/B decktype, the solution, promises to make a show...

I'd tell you, but I'd have to kill you. As a matter of fact, isn't that what I'm supposed to be doing? Oh wait, that's right. I just got my butt kicked and Menolikeygurus is fighting now. Ransac, cpa trash man

No Blazing Specter? Ransac, cpa trash man

Ok. Ransac, cpa trash man

Who says I can't have fun with butt action? *Ransac let's a loud one fly.* Dementia: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! VB: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *Everyone is down. It seems no one will win this fight. But, WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! IT'S MENOLIKEYGURUS!!!!!!!!!! HE'S BEATEN DOWN THE POLICE WITH HIS GAS-POWERED...

*Ransac eats a smurfberry and poops his pants.* Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm all for it. I'd like to win my third CPA reality show. Ransac, cpa trash man

I am very confused on this game. Let me get this straight. You can win this game if you just pick the answer that everybody else chooses, even if the most popular ones are the wrong answers (i.e. Wolverine was not one of the original X-men), am I correct? I think I'll do better at this game...

It has it's downsides, but a 1cc counterspell is NEVER anything to overlook. Ransac, cpa trash man

I GOT SCREWED AGAIN!!!!!!!! I forgot that Archangel was Angel back then. Ransac, cpa trash man

*....but fortunately, the card in Ransac's eye is a Healing Salve. Ransac is now at full health AGAIN, except without the use of one of his eyes. Healing Salve or not, it's still cardboard in your eye.* Take THIS!!!!!!! *Ransac prepares to snap his fingers, Harvey bites them off. Ransac, out...

No posts? That bad, huh? Ransac, cpa trash man

Welcome! Okay, enough talk-jabber. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the llama basket. Also, here's your complimentary hair-grooming kit, your invitation to sell pretzels, and you key to the super secret administrative spa, here the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain...

No consume strength? Ransac, cpa trash man

This card could definitely rock with Altar of Dementia. Altar of Dementia Artifact 2 Sacrifice a creature: Target player puts a number of cards equal to creature's power from the top of his or her library into his or her graveyard. 2nd turn win. Ransac, cpa trash man

Great to have you back, brandon, I mean, nodnarb. Ransac, cpa trash man

You know, the casting cost should be more, Like 2WWW or WWWW, for a white counterspell of that magnitude. Ransac, cpa trash man

In answer the YJ's advice. 1: I have never skipped a class in my life unless was on a trip or sick. 2:I hadn't thought of starting my final project right away. That's probably the best advice I've heard yet. 3: I don't like the taste of beer, wine, or any alcoholic beverage I have sampled to...

I'm not lazy!!!!!! You posted the contest thread at 9-7-2000 at 4:14 PM. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Rhyno casually walks by the ring on his way to the locker room.* Paul Heyman: GORE!!!!!! GORE!!!!!!! GORE!!!!!!! GORE!!!!!!!!!!! JR: OKAY ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!!!!! *JR starts to layeth the smacketh down on Paul Heyman.* *Meanwhile, Ransac snaps his fingers and a black spike somehow...