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Okay, so far, I'm in. But, before I am concrete in this deal, I need to get an estimate. Ransac, cpa trash man

OH MY GOD!!!!! IT'S TWEETY!!!!!! HE'LL KILL US ALL!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Hmmm, you hit Dementia in a tender spot? His feet? Those are very tender. I would hate it if someone hit me in th.. *magicgirl slams her full backpack into Ransac's privates.* LAYVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Ransac collapses in pain.* *Ransac wakes up, and falls asleep...

What have I done? Doomed us all, I guess. Ransac, cpa trash man

So far, I'll be going to Solar. But, you never know what the people at my job will do. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac pulls himself up with the ropes and asks for some water. Alfred E. Newman gives Ransac the water and Ransac is revitalized.* AHH!!!!!!! MUCH BETTER!!!! *Ransac turns Dementia over and puts him in the Break-Down, again!!!!* Ransac, cpa trash man

How much? Ransac, cpa trash man

Dangit!!!! I WANT SOME POINTS, please? Ransac, cpa trash man

And, I vote for villains!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

NO!!!!!!! NOT THE SMURFS!!!!!!! But, wait!!!!!! The smurfs aren't red? They're not even blue!!!! THEY'RE GREEN!!!!! ADJUST YOUR TV!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm not lonely!!! Not when I have Winky, the jumping midget!!!! *Winky runs in and jumps up and down. Everyone starts laughing, until they realize that that is the only trick that Winky knows. Everyone then turns Winky into a bowl of tomato soup.* NO!!!!!!! Now, I'm lonely again. Ransac...

Urnngg!!!!! Can't reach.......urrnnggg....the chair. Urnnngg....sucks to be 3'2. Ransac, cpa trash man

Sorry, I ate all of the Hot Dogs. *Ransac creeps up behind Volrath's Bane and taps him on the shoulder. V.B. turns around and Ransac offers him a monkey-tofu salad. V.B. accepts.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Okay, you killed the spider..... But, IT is still coming after us!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

The answer is D: a jar of almonds. Question Something: Who be dat? A: It be me B: It be you C: Dat be dem D: Dat be a jar of almonds Ransac, cpa trash man

But, the pepsi bottle runs out of fizz and.... Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac, upset that menolikeygurus is having trouble moving without his walker, gives menolikeygurus a gas-powered wheelchair.* Enjoy! Ransac, cpa trash man

Welcome! Okay, enough chit-chat. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the men's shower room(don't worry, most of them shower with bathing suits, anyway). Also, here's your complimentary can of Mace, your invitation to watch the Battle Arena tournament, and your key to the secret...

THAT'S THE SONG!!!!! *Ransac doesn't attack Bob, fearing the Uzi.* But, can you handle this? *Ransac squints at Bob.* Ransacattack: SO, just wanted to stir up a little controversy, eh? Ransac, cpa trash man

Okay, in Battle Arena, the following people WILL be legends: Darsh(first ever CPW champ) Ransac(Stole the belt from Darsh, current CPW champ) Riva Iron-Grip(cool fighter, even though it's been a while since he last posted) And I am looking for 1 more, any suggestions? Legendary artifacts in...