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Bad, Dos. Do you laven on yonder pigeon with clothing wearing spindels? Or did the spiders fruit the mirths of lamb? Ransac, cpa trash man

IT'S THE SMURF GOD!!!!!!! RUN AWAY OR HE'LL SMURF YOU INTO A SMURFBERRY!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

*Just then, a little kid, who is trying to get in a gang, points a gun at menolikeygurus and hijacks his walker.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Ransac Status: Active, Very active, you could almost say Hyper active. Currently working at Blockbuster, about to go to college and get a degree in Music Performance I play tournaments whenever I can. Current 1.5 deck: Rippledisk Current Type 2 deck: The Answer(original deck) Boxers or briefs...

AH!!!!!! IT'S A LITTLE, ITTY, BITTY SPIDER!!!!!!!!! IT'LL KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

I was kind of thinking that it was me plugging the CPA at every chance I had, but I might be wrong. Ransac, cpa trash man

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!! RUN!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

NURSE RATCHETT!!!!!! GIVE ME MY CIGARETTES!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Allow me to explain. Somehow, menolikeygurus, BLoD, and a few others found their way to this site. Looking at BLoD's "new member" thread, I found my way to their site. I start talking about the CPA and about 15 more have joined here as well. It's an invasion. We're invading each other and...

Ah, I remember the last time someone sang a song about me. *Recollects the time that Bob sang about Ransac in reaction to Ransac calling himself the trash man for the very first time. Ransac also recollects the fact that immediately after, he attempted to start a club and was flamed at because...

Exactly. I didn't want to give anything away, but screw it. Crovax puts a curse on Squee so that whenever he dies, he comes back to life. That way, Ertai can have the pleasure of killing him over and over again. Ransac, cpa trash man

Welcome! Okay, enough monkey-talk. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the Drunken Gnome Rehabilitation center. Also, here's your complimentary shaven bulldog, you invitation to the sockless hop, and your key to the secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden...

Hmmm, they do kill Squee, BUT after I read the whole Apocalypse book, Squee was very much alive at the end, even after Gerrard cuts his head off. Ransac, cpa trash man

Welcome! Okay, enough chit-chat. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the nuclear toilet. Also, here are your complimentary, broken ping-pong balls, your invitation to watch a mole take a bath, and your key to the super secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden...

A-HA!!!!!!! I have begun recruiting several people, I see. Anyway, Welcome! Okay, enough poo-poo talk. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the room of broken mirrors. Also, here are your complimentary, used bed sheets, your invitation to watch a weasel jump, and your key to...

*Ransac sits in his desk with his arm waving in the air.* Ooo! Ooo! Make one for ME!!!!!PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac applauds Theorgg's efforts.* Genius, Theorgg. Pure Genius. Ransac, cpa trash man

YOU STUPID SMURFS!!!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!!!! *The smurfs return, beat Ransac up, and take his lunch money.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac points behind Turtlewax Joe and a big, furry, llama eats Turtlewax Joe's lunch, which consists of Ex-lax and refried, monkey beans.* T.J.:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

All of my T-Shirts have a picture of an old lady giving you the finger. Ransac, cpa trash man