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*All of the sudden, the hordes of unstoppable mini-razormice.........stop.* Yeah, they'll do that when you piss in their cornflakes. *Ransac zips his pants back up.* [Just to bring you up to speed on Battle Arena ettiquite, there is no such thing as an unstoppable force or an automatic...

AAAARRRRRRRGGGG!!!!!! I CAN"T WAIT ANYMORE!!!!!!!! MUST BATTLE!!!!!!!!! *Ransac hits Azreal upside the head with a lead rabbit.* Ransac, cpa trash man

I.................................won't be there. Yeah, I know I'll be missing my third straight Pre-Release. But, I have a concert tonight, a paper to write during tomorrow, and a performance of "Rent" to attend on Sunday(that's right, I'm going to miss the Superbowl. Go Raiders!) Ransac...

YES!!!! SPITTING BLOOD!!!! THAT'S GOOD..................right? Ransac, cpa trash man

Ah, yes. The downtown Atlanta area. I remember it well. I used to put in my two cen.........I mean, fifty-eight dollars worth of craziness in. But, alas, college blows. RETRO GAMING!!!!!!!!! WHERE SHIMIAN NIGHTSTALKER REIGNS SUPREME!!!!!!! N....no, I'm serious. STOP LAUGHING...

All of the sudden, a flush was heard from the nearby privy. And, stepping out of the lou..........was Gary Coleman. Don't like hockey? Whatchu talkin' 'bout Razormouse? Ransac, cpa trash man

Your not getting your room back. I rented it out to a pair of midgets and a boll weevil. Ransac, cpa trash man

EGAD, man! That's bad, man. Not not glad, man, to here's that you're a mad man. That's sad, man. Is it just another fad, man. I don't know what's to be had, man. You're acting like a little lad, man. Just go back to your pad, man, and start singing to your nad, man. Isn't that rad, man. Just...

Broke your nose, eh? Sorry to hear. Well? Is it an improvement? Ransac, cpa trash man

It seems that we have a new flamer amongst us. Like what's been said, this is not a place where dumb advice is shunned. Who knows, what may seem dumb now may very well be broken someday(and my friends, back around Weatherlight, all mocked me when I said "Squirrels will reign supreme...

Who's your daddy?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! But, more importantly, who's S.C's daddy? Find out here: www.joecartoon.com/pages/santafly Ransac, cpa trash man

I recall an article a while ago talking about them changing the card format for 6th Edition. Unfortunately, not many players were turned on by this idea and the idea was given the shaft. They seem to have put more effort into this, so it may be permanent. But, I hope that this format won't...

AH!!!!!! EVIL!!!!!!!! *Ransac runs in with a sock full of quarters and hits Lampshade upside the head with it, knocking him out.* Wait a minute............that's not Mickey Mouse. Oops. Ransac, cpa trash man

Note: I may be the Trash Man, but I don't have a trash bag:D *Ransac makes the best of the situation and lets a nice one fly, filling up the bag. Ransac detaches the bag from his anus and hits DK over the head with it, emptying all of the contents of filth onto the Kennedy man.* Ransac, cpa...

For my real name: According to the Red Book of Westmarch, In Middle-earth, Mark Collins Wanich was a Lonely Harfoot Elven Name Possibilities for Mark Collins Wanich The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is: Gayaorod Another masculine version is: Gayaorodion More feminine...

The Cheese's pants are too tight and the Taco Bell Chihuahua is at the bottom of the Sombrero's text box(which has always given negative points to any artwork). Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac looks over at DeadKennedy and pulls out one of his old gimmicks: A Sprite Can. Ransac tosses the Sprite can over at DK, which DK catches. Just then, 30 limos pull up and 100 hired henchmen from 7Up get out. They proceed to beat the baploopies out of DK. Then, they get in their limos and...

*Ransac realizes that discretion is the better part of valor........and pisses in Darkstar's Cornflakes.* Oops! My bad. *Ransac takes his sturgeon and smacks DeadKennedy in the back of the head.* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Wait 'til I begin snapping my fingers!!!!! Ransac, cpa...

I'm mentioned in Nightstalkers title. He put "Ransac Bodyguard's", even though he means Ransac's Bodyguards. Having your own set of Bodyguards is pretty cool, I think. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac reappears, sturgeon in hand.* Heh-heh. Ransac, cpa trash man