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http://forums.mtgnews.com/showthread.php?threadid=57010 That should do it. Ransac, cpa trash man

As everyone here that knows this knows(that was kinda redundant), the CPW has been trying to get back its feet for some time now and I haven't been getting the support of enough people to do this. So, to fill my own urges, I signed up with the MTGNWA (MTGNews.com's wrestling thing, check the...

*Ransac trips and accidentally unleashes the EIGHTH PLAGUE OF RANSAC!!!!!!!!! 13,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pineapples filled with nitroglycerin fall from the sky.* This can't be good. Pineapples hurt. Ransac, cpa trash man

*A Delivery monkey swings by on a vine and throws a large sack of nickels at Apollo's head. Later, in the hospital, Ransac shows up.* Hey, did you like my present for you? Ransac, cpa trash man

I have to face my former bodyguards? Oh, and I did mean facade. I just don't know what it means(j/k) Ransac, cpa trash man

*In enters the Current 2-Time CPW Champion and former MTGNWA Champion, RANSAC!!!!!!!* I will join this facade. I have a problem with this Three hour rule, though. I have a pretty tme demanding, sporadic schedule. Ransac, cpa trash man

Don't look to far into that title. I've been in a haze for the past few weeks, which is why I haven't graced everyone here with my presence heavily. THIS time, I've spent the past couple of weeks in and out of the hospital with pneumonia, on a depression streak about my major and my talent, and...

*Ransac crawls out from under the rock he was hiding and unleashes the SEVENTH PLAGUE OF RANSAC!!!!!!!!! 5 beebles wearing pikachu costumes frolick nearby, causing those that gaze upon them to vomit from theit cuteness.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Without aanyone noticing, Ransac unleashes the sixth PLAGUE of Ransac! Trapillions of little pretzel shaped gnats buzz around, injecting all who piss me off with the ebola virus and smallpox, while whispering "froin layven" repeatedly.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Fortunately for Ransac, Ransac found a penny and was protected from the blast and fallout. Unfortunately, though, Ransac's plagues have all perished.* Curses. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac, due to the fact that he has nothing better to do, unleashes the fifth plague of RANSAC!!!!!!!!!!* *The smell of wet socks fills the air. All of the sudden, Joygoboy, the irritant nanozit, appears, infesting all that look at him with thoughts of sea-monkeys mating.* Ransac, cpa...

Okay, I'm thinking "What should my next deck to build be. Hmm. I can't think of many decks out there. Let me look through my binder. I'd like to actually use my Blistering Firecat. Oh, look at my Silent Specter. Gee wiz, I sure like my Rockshard Elementals(totally under estimated in my point of...

Legions doesn't officially go out until tomorrow, but... *singing* Ransac owns a box! Ransac opened his box! Ransac owns a: Glowrider Planar Guide Windborn Muse Beacon of Destiny(SHINY) Celestial Gatekeeper Defender of the Order Essence Sliver Riptide Director Mistform Ultimus Keeper of the...

*But, unfortunately, a meteor crushes him to death. You see, they mixed up the laundry at Star Fleet and Captain Kirk accidentally put on a *gasp* RED SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!.* Ransac, cpa trash man

WickedBoy, your combo does not work. IN order for you to activate the Mirari you have to pay three mana, right? And, you only can put the copy on the stack when you PLAY that spell. You won't get the mana form the Ritual until after it has resolved. The time to pay has long since passed...

YAY TO PUFFYCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Sorry to say that I can't think of any that you haven't already named, but I may say that this is a very nice source. When starting casual games, I will refer to your lists to find new ways to play. Ransac, cpa trash man

*.....THE REALM OF THE SPHINCTER OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Just had to do that. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac, realizing that the goblins aren't as effective as he thought, unleashes THE FOURTH PLAGUE OF RANSAC!!!!!!!!!! A Gajillion Orggs starting crashing down like meteors.* Ransac, cpa trash man

................... WHAT IN THE SEVENTY-EIGHT BLUE HELLS WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?! Ransac, cpa trash man