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As you may or may not have noticed, I have not been on the CPA as frequently as I used to be. This is due to several stressful problems/obligations going on in my life. For the up-side: I have recently been elected Treasurer of my Fraternity. I have devoted more of my time to my brotherhood as...

*Ransac arrives.* I brought some brownies. *Everybody perks up and starts rioting.* Um, not that kind of brownies. Just......regular brownies. *The crowd still riots.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Happy Belated Birthday, Theorgg! Ransac, cpa trash man

Prince RXI: Hey, guys. I'm really QUEEN RXI. theorgg: Fallen Empires isn't fun to draft. Nightstalkers: Y'know, I think Scion of Darkness is a horrible card. Nightstalkers: Ransac isn't important enough to have my protection. Ransac, cpa trash man Note: to Theorgg: That reminds me, I...

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the country, a shoe salesman declares war on the kobolds and sends out the GNATS OF WAR!!!!!!!!!!* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac looks at the GROG and decides to cycle it, drawing a BLAAAARRRRGGGGGGGG instead.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac sizzles in his hot and spicy goodness.* Ransac, cpa trash man

No. Dear God. Not the Colonel. This has gone too far. Only one thing can stop the Colonel in this form. *Ransac grabs a nearby smurf and tosses it into the Bucket. The bucket turns into a pile of Spellfire cards.* And, tragedy has been averted......except for Apollo. Ransac, cpa trash man

As you can probably tell, TICM, one of my friends now has that account. :D Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac spikes the lemonade with hobbit snot, then kicks a passing smurf in the gonads.* Heh-heh-heh. Ransac, cpa trash man

DANGIT!!!!!! I WANTED TO POST THIS THREAD!!!!!!!! Congrats, theorgg. But, um, next time.... *whispering* ...plug the CPA. :D Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac looks at Spider on the floor, then rereads the post by Svenmonkey.* Well, damn. *Ransac then notices that the dirty bomb that Svnemonkey made is hidden in Ransac's back pocket.* That conniving bastard. *Ransac fills the bomb with lemon juice, which as we all know, is the smurfs...

*Ransac dances the pigeon and Spiderman is knocked out. Ransac then escapes from the cage(don't ask how).* Tried to foil my plot to kill smurfs, eh(no, I'm not canandian). I'll show you!!!!!! *Ransac snaps his fingers and Spiderman is now wearing black clothing that is 19 sizes too small...

Hmm, what to do. My "Who wants to pretend to be a millionaire" doesn't get results whenever I revive it. CPW is dead. No one likes CPA-Vivor. Hmm, what to do, what to do. *While Ransac thinks, he spells out in sign language that he yet again failed his judge's test by three points.* I...

Ransac must make a triumphant return to the Off-Topic Forum and start another thread!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

1-3: Drop. Failed my judge's test by 3 points(AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!), and lost in the first round of a draft I entered. *Ransac can actually feel his DCI rating plummet.* Ransac, cpa trash man

How in the hell did I end up in Tallahasse, do you ask? I was at Gallop's Games last night and someone said "HEY! ANYONE THAT WANTS TO GO THE THE PTQ, WE HAVE A FREE HOTEL!!!!". That was about it. BEst of all, it's Sealed Deck. Let the games begin. I'll post an update soon. Ransac, cpa...

I think that anything to boost the CPA's stature is a great idea. I can't of any way I can immediately help out with at this second, but if you need me. I'll help. Ransac, cpa trash man

Fred Rogers was a brother of my fraternity, Phi Mu Alpha Sinfonia. All Hail, Fred. All Hail. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac notices Prince RXI leaving and decides to unleash the NINTH PLAGUE OF RANSAC. Ransac lets a nice one fly. As a result, birds fall from the sky, dead, for miles around. The venomous gas begins to envelop everything.* Ransac, cpa trash man