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Happy birthday, Ed! You know, I've to many birthday parties and I'll tell you one thing: It's a jip. I mean, I heard that there as supposed to be presents at birthday parties and I haven't recieved one yet(except at my own). :D Ransac, cpa trash man

Battlefield: Open plains. No teleporting, please. This battle is for people to relive their old Battle glories and use their most "precious" quirks that have been forgotten AND for an opportunity for newer members to create their own quirks. Be warned, I am considering unleashing the Ten...

Gerode: Y'know. I really don't like shiny things. Any Male Member: Porn is overrated. train: Okay, guys. I was wrong. Coat isn't real. Ransac, cpa trash man

I know him. He's a friend of mine in Marietta. He used to be a member here before, just known as pillbug. Don't give him any mercy. And talk trash about Star Wars. He'll take it personally. :D Ransac, cpa trash man

I got this e-mail earlier today and I thought I should you all about this monstrosity to mankind. > Subject: Bad Virus Warning > > If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it > immediately. Do not open it. Apparently, this one is > pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on...

Best Flamer: Istanbul: Although Eminem claims to be the "Real Slim Shady" I don't believe him. Who is indeed the Real Slim Shady? Nantuko Shade, of course. CPA Grandad: Ferret Where does the most famous impersonator of John the Baptist reside. He lives in Beloit, WI Most Outspoken: Ferret...

Now that the Notables are over, it's time to reveal what our winners feel about current event and important situations, al reported on by our favorite reporter, me. Best Deck Ideas: rkoelsch: If the pigeon twitches after the second shot, is it edible? Yes if prepared in a white wine sauce...

Mazzak? You've let him live this long? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac grabs his three, yes three, awards and hastily tries to pm the others with a random question, but falls on his face.8 Ransac, cpa trash man

Many a pole dance? He'll have a heart attack!! Are you trying to kill him? Ransac, cpa trash man

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Ransac. Cream of Ransac Mama's got the Magic of Ransac. Monsieur, with this Ransac you are really spoiling us. Your Ransac, Right Away. Ransac-Lickin' Good. Doing It...

*Ransac, just coming back from the bathroom(which is why he hasn't pmed those people yet, hears that he has won yet another award.* WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!! I LOSE ONE, I GAIN ONE! I LOSE ONE, I GAIN ONE!!!!!!! *Meanwhile, the FBI finally finds Ransac.* Ransac, cpa trash man

I don't know which of these two things is worse. A: My brother turns 18 today, proving that I have been unsuccessful in my attempts to rid him from the world. B: I'm about to take my spanish final(NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!) Ransac, cpa trash man

And this is when you have too much free time over christmas!http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/santafly/ Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac dances the pigeon and train is now unconscious.* bastard. Ransac, cpa trash man

Ferret's comment reminded of a story. A toy company, a while ago, created a robot that could put toys together several times faster than their human laborers could. So, to provide a demonstration, they invited local press to film and report on it's wonders. But, when they presented the robot the...

M......m....my........bagel. *Ransac drops to his knees and cries.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Greetings. You may stay, just don't touch my cheese bagel or my.......HEY!!!!!!! MY BAGEL IS MISSING!!! *Ransac notices crumbs on Mazzak's shirt, so Ransac hits Mazzak over the head with a lead rabbit. Ransac then notices that his bagel is in his pocket.* Oops. Ransac, cpa trash man

On my first day at MTGNews.com, I got 67 posts. Ransac, cpa trash man

You just noticed the C-mail account? When it first came out, I raved on and on about how great it was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But, then again, you can't trust a Ferret to pay attention to anything. Ransac, cpa trash man