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It's a tie between Ashnod's Coupon, Censored, and Goblin Game. Well, it is. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac enters to welcome the new member.* What's up, welcome, and how are you doi......WHAT THAT OVER THERE???????? *D.K. looks turns around and Ransac hits him over the head with a lead rabbit.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Yes, it is from Saturday Night Live, the first episode that The Rock hosted. My favorite part of that scene is where Nick took a pack of cigarettes out of his pockets, threw them at the guy trying to quit, and then he beat the living patooky booties! out of him. Yes, I did just say patookie...

*A tear rolls down Ransac's eye.* Sniff......I was just trying to be funny.......WAHHHHHHHHHHH *Ransac runs away......like a girl, I might add.* *Ransac sneaks back and hits Darkstar over the head with a lead rabbit. Ransac then dances the pigeon and Bob is knocked out.* No originality...

Has anybody tried Nicotrel? It's a new way to quit smoking, because it fights your cravings. Basically this, once you have a craving to smoke and you reach into your pocket for one, a guy named Nick O'trel randomly appears and beats the living hell out of you. Many people have succussfully quit...

Buddy List, as far as I know, is only good in the User Options menu. It shows a list of everybody on your Buddy List and tells you if they are on-line or off-line. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac realizes that the turds aren't doing enough damage and unleashes the THIRD PLAGUE OF RANSAC!!!!!!! All of the sudden, trillions of goblins start raining down from the sky.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*As the weasels begin to ascend upon the hopeless, Ransac unleashes the SECOND PLAGUE OF RANSAC. At this point, billions of goblin turds begin to rain down from the sky.* Ransac, cpa trash man

I still say that you're stupid. Ransac, cpa trash man

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

God, I love 8-bit theater. *Ransac does the Sword-Chucks polka. A person walks by and says "No cookies for you". Ransac hangs his head in shame.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Sniff* You guys love my work. *Sniff* You really do. *Ransac notices that train's post count is dangerously close to his.* Damn. Oh well. Looks like I'll be passed soon. *Ransac rejoices when he remembers that will still be in the top 10.* WOOHOO! Ransac, cpa trash man

Bledsoe fans rejoice, while us Brady fans cry. Ransac, cpa trash man

Damn. Forgot that I was in this. Ransac, cpa trash man

My brother and I both recieved boxes of Onlslaught.....AND NEITHER OF US PULLED A SMOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Next set of questions: I have a bumblebee in my hand. It wants the milk that I'm drinking and is threatening to eat my cookies should I not share with him. I don't want to share. How do I say, in beesese, that if it eats my cookies I will take it's hairbrush? At the last presidential election...

I have a few questions. If a chicken(not a rooster, mind you) lays an egg on the tip of an A-Shaped roof, will it, without a doubt, always roll down the side that I am trying to sleep under? How many lashings does one recieve for trading away their Power Nine collection for a complete set of...

*Ransac decides that he will unleash the ten plagues of Ransac, again. He starts, of course, with the first. Of in the distance, dust starts kicking over the horizon. When the view is clearer, the other notice millions of weasels stampeding towards them.* Ransac, cpa trash man

No, I think it's a fluke. You're still stupid. j/k:D Ransac, cpa trash man

GIMME MONEY!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man