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ehm...............huh? Half truths? I don't recall those. But, I must confess, I have............smuggled gorilla dust on the black market for crack addicts of Zimbabwe. I'm so.........SO sorry. *Ransac runs away, crying.* Rasnsac, cpa trash man

ARGH!!!!!!!!!! SATAN IS UPON US!!!!! LOCK UP THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN SO AS NOT TO INCUR THE WRATH OF THE FALLEN ONE!!!!!!!! LYING, PILLAGING, CHEATING, STEALING, KILLING, SODOMY!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF THESE WILL OCCUR WHEN THE WEBBY ONE REACHES THE DAY OF BIRTH AFTER HIS 30TH HAS PAST...

, incongnito, Ransac, cpa trash man

Time to steal a gimmick! Qelcome! Ransac, cpa trash man

ramen! :D:D:D:D:D:D Ransac, cpa trash man

masticate. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac eyes Brainy Smurf.* Stupid brown noser. I've always suspected that he had a gay crush on Papa Smurf, while Clumsy always fantasized about Brainy. They must all perish. *Ransac casts perish, killing Brainy and Clumsy.* WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I SWEAR THE LITTLE BASTARDS ARE GREEN...

Now, ErinPuff, whatever you do on your birthday, don't let these heathens try to persuade you to do anything stupi.......WAIT a minute! I AM one of these heathens! GO DO SOMETHING STUPID!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

*After hearing orgg talk about Brak Show, Ransac shares some clever advice.* He is like the tiny duckling that grows up to be a tall majestic tree that flies away with the other geese.......never to be seen again. *Awkward moment of silence.* Ransac, cpa trash man

ROTFLOL Ransac, cpa trash man

Furbies..........dead? *Ransac gets a large grin on his face.* Ransac, cpa trash man

THE DEVIL IS BACK!!!!!!!!! BARRICADE THE DOORS!!!!!!!!!! LOCK THE PORN CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUMIGATE THE BATHROOMS!!!!!!!!! UNLOCK THE PORN CLOSEST!!!!!!!!!!! HIDE APOLLO IN THE PORN CLOSET!!!!!!!! RELOCK THE PORN CLOSET!!!!!!! SEND THE CHILDREN TO AUNT MILDRED'S PLACE!!!!!!!!! AND, finally, RUN...

Upwelling and DWARVEN PONY!!!!!!!!! *Room goes silent.* Hey, it COULD happen. Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm a huge Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Sealab 2021 fan myself. Ransac, cpa trash man

I MUST KILL THE SMURFS WITH MAGIC CARDS AGAIN!!!!!!! *Ransac flings a Fling at Hefty Smurf and cuts off his genitals.* YOU MUSTN'T LET THEM REPRODUCE!!!!!!! KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

This JUST in at magicthegathering.com Magic Online Press Release MAGIC: THE GATHERING® ONLINE EXPANSION DELIVERS MORE FEATURES FOR MORE PLAYERS Wizards of the Coast to preview Magic® Online 2.0 game at E3 Expo May 9, 2003 (RENTON, WA) – Magic: The Gathering® Online, the official Internet...

Kai Budde isn't ranked No.1 anymore? *Ransac has a heart attack. After about 15 minutes, he recovers and slowly types the following.* WHAT IN THE HELL HAS BEEN GOING ON IN MY ABSENCE?!?!???!?!? *Ransac proceeds to have a second heart attack.* Ransac, cpa trash man

1996 World Champion 1969 Chomp Raw on Lid Desert Twister Witter Dessert Stone Rain Ran in Toes Ertai, Wizard Adept Tarred at Wizie Pad, Ransack Can Rask Greater Good Gooder Great Plague Rats Great Pauls Cemetary Gate Great Met Came(GO NY!) Bog Imp Gimp Bo Trained Pronghorn Gopher...

Yeah only error in the translations are that Southerners probably don't care about the Philly Eagles and care more about College sports. Da Iggles: Georgia Southern Eagles (woo!) Ransac, cpa trash man

The only problem I see is that you are using Macintosh. :D Ransac, cpa trash man