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orgg
Guest
*gobbles down the remaining Ketchup covered fries and accedentally eats Oversoul's hairpiece or scalp in the process. he then starts wondering what Kobolds taste like, and if they're anything like Atogs.
The Off-Topic Battle over Nothing!!!!
- Thread starter Ransac
- Start date
*The kobolds have descended upon Oversoul and Theorgg. Theorgg starts eating a few of them, but eventually he is overcome by the obscene amount of 58/59's. Oversoul willingly gives up in order to get out from under Theorgg. Steve, Merv, and Carl seem to enjoy the carnage and conjur up some popcorn.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
Ransac, cpa trash man
Oversoul
The Tentacled One
*Oversoul is mauled by the absurdly strong kobolds, but casts Simulacrum on his Abyssal Hunter (still left over from before the last universe inversion) and avoids taking all of that damage himself.*
Alright Ransac. My turn...
*Oversoul takes a deep breath. He casts Reality Ripple on Theorgg, clearing a path for him to dash a few blocks deeper into the City of Brass. He picks up a crate, opens it up and pulls out a Mishra's Groundbreaker. He uses it on the City of Brass, then runs out and Flings the City of Brass (with all of those kobolds still running around inside it tearing the place up) at Ransac.*
Alright Ransac. My turn...
*Oversoul takes a deep breath. He casts Reality Ripple on Theorgg, clearing a path for him to dash a few blocks deeper into the City of Brass. He picks up a crate, opens it up and pulls out a Mishra's Groundbreaker. He uses it on the City of Brass, then runs out and Flings the City of Brass (with all of those kobolds still running around inside it tearing the place up) at Ransac.*
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Nightstalkers
Guest
*The Nightstalkers all sit back and watch the hillarity while floating in Minamo*
*The City of Brass decimates Theorgg and Oversoul. Merv, Steve, and Carl applaud at this explosion, only to get angry when a piece of debris flattens Merv. Steve and Carl declare war on the rest of the field. The 58/59 kobolds hear this declaration and 15 of them runs towards the two remaining Nightstalkers. Ransac pours himself a lemonade.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
Ransac, cpa trash man
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Nightstalkers
Guest
*The remaining Nightstalkers run to Tsabo and hastily get a decree... then cast it on the Kobold's*
Teehee.
Dumboink... now he'll just cast something else.
Teehee.
Dumboink... now he'll just cast something else.
*Ransac cusses at the destruction of his kobold army. Ransac searches through his spell arsenal to find something that may help him. Ransac spots something and begins to laugh. Laugh a lot. Some would say TOO much. OKAY, RANSAC!!! ENOUGH WITH THE LAUGHING!!!!!!*
Oh. Sorry.
*Ransac casts Living Land (there's a lot of land around and Coat of Arms is still in play)and commands the earth beneath the Nightstalkers feet to devour them.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
Oh. Sorry.
*Ransac casts Living Land (there's a lot of land around and Coat of Arms is still in play)and commands the earth beneath the Nightstalkers feet to devour them.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
O
orgg
Guest
The earth tries to reach up, however, Land has no creature type after Oversoul disenchants Nightstalker's Standardize while totally unconcious and underneith a groggy Orgg.
*The field is as such: Oversoul, Theorgg, Carl, and Ransac. Ransac stares at his adversaries. Oversoul then casts Curse of the Fire Penguin on Theorgg, causing him to become confused. Theorgg looks over at Ransac and says "mmmmm. Burger.......". Ransac shrieks and starts running.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
Ransac, cpa trash man
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Nightstalkers
Guest
*steve stumbles around, then knocks his head on the corner of a desk*
umm.... where am I? who are you? Oh... umm... My name.... my name.... umm... it's Nick. Now I remember.
*Nick casts Tattoo Ward on Theorgg and dances around making random things come back to life*
umm.... where am I? who are you? Oh... umm... My name.... my name.... umm... it's Nick. Now I remember.
*Nick casts Tattoo Ward on Theorgg and dances around making random things come back to life*
Oversoul
The Tentacled One
*Oversoul punches Steve/Nick, the last remaining Nightstalker. Steve/Nick screams in pain and transforms into a Shimian Night Stalker.*
Neat trick, but Ransac's Polar Kraken is bigger.
*Oversoul casts Control Magic on Ransac's Polar Kraken. Steve/Nick begins reproducing by binary fission. Suddenly there are two Nightstalkers, soon a dozen, when Oversoul turns and runs away, there are already hundreds of Nightstalkers, but most of them are just Prowling Nightstalkers anyway.*
Neat trick, but Ransac's Polar Kraken is bigger.
*Oversoul casts Control Magic on Ransac's Polar Kraken. Steve/Nick begins reproducing by binary fission. Suddenly there are two Nightstalkers, soon a dozen, when Oversoul turns and runs away, there are already hundreds of Nightstalkers, but most of them are just Prowling Nightstalkers anyway.*
Oversoul
The Tentacled One
*While the field is subdued by Ransac's dance, Oversoul takes the opportunity to stomp on it without fear of reprisal.*
Take that, you stupid field.
*Noticing that the Nightstalkers army is reinforcing itself even further, Oversoul takes refuge in his last remaining City of Brass.*
Take that, you stupid field.
*Noticing that the Nightstalkers army is reinforcing itself even further, Oversoul takes refuge in his last remaining City of Brass.*
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Nightstalkers
Guest
*The Nightstalkers all look about dazed and confused, half unconscious and half just realizing their existence. A few notice Oversoul and decide to start some mayhem of their own... so they gleefully prance up to the City of Brass and use some Political Trickery to switch it for a City of Ass*
Hee hee hee...
Hee hee hee...