I have already made a fool proof plan on how to take over the world, but it is top secret. Just wait about 10 years, you'll see happen. All I need right now is the proper funding, but since I'm 15 no one will take me serious enough to donate to my cause.
My plan is MUCH cheaper
ALl I need is a team of talented hitmen, LOTS of good plastic surgery and voice alteration, and...
Oh wait. I have already said too much. I didn't read the Overlord guide carefully enough.
I have dibs on dimension 45.7712 B, I hear it's nice there this time of year. Green leaves on the trees, nice temperature, and the mega-huge anthrax nematodes have migrated southward to the dimension 45.7711 C.
I took over a small, deserted island that doesn't exist! It is really cool, it only cost me a penny, for the tribes that loved shiny objects. They called themselves the "Gerodians". They would do anything for a shiny object. So i sold them a shiny penny for all of there land.
[color="336699"]* Hawaiian mage suddenly screams in pain."Must rember not to expose too much of the master's plan."[/color]
Another slipup like that and you will be made to wear blue lipstick when they make the movie.
[me] calls upon his legions of wolves,weasels,sheep, and donkeys, using his Staff of Hoipa. Then they all cast "Magic Missiles" on Sagerider, who dies.[/me]