so i want to rule the world...

[fuzzy510]

I never said I WOULD take over the world, just that I would attempt. Big difference.

 

[nodnarb24]

I have already made a fool proof plan on how to take over the world, but it is top secret. Just wait about 10 years, you'll see happen. All I need right now is the proper funding, but since I'm 15 no one will take me serious enough to donate to my cause.

 

[Teferi]

nodnarb...i have "friends" taht can get u all the money u need.......

 

[nodnarb24]

I'll need approxiamately $210billion.

 

[Gerode]

My plan is MUCH cheaper
ALl I need is a team of talented hitmen, LOTS of good plastic surgery and voice alteration, and...
Oh wait. I have already said too much. I didn't read the Overlord guide carefully enough.

 

[Apollo]

I've got a nickel! Will that get me some boring country, like France?

 

[Gerode]

Find a town with an easily-corruptable government. 5 cents can go a long way!

 

[MrXarvox]

I have dibs on dimension 45.7712 B, I hear it's nice there this time of year. Green leaves on the trees, nice temperature, and the mega-huge anthrax nematodes have migrated southward to the dimension 45.7711 C.

 

[Hawaiian mage]

To take over the world... You must first... DESTROY IT!!! HWAA hA hA hA!

 

[Teferi]

210 billon? that's gonna put us over the cap..

 

[fuzzy510]

I'm looking for people willing to die in order to dominate the world. Volunteers?

BTW, a nickel will get you 5 seconds of Alex Rodriguez's playing time.

 

[K9Archmage]

I took over a small, deserted island that doesn't exist! It is really cool, it only cost me a penny, for the tribes that loved shiny objects. They called themselves the "Gerodians". They would do anything for a shiny object. So i sold them a shiny penny for all of there land.

Hoipa

 

[sageridder]

[color="336699"]* Hawaiian mage suddenly screams in pain."Must rember not to expose too much of the master's plan."[/color]
Another slipup like that and you will be made to wear blue lipstick when they make the movie.

 

[K9Archmage]

sagerider, NOW IS YOUR TIME TO DIE!

[me] calls upon his legions of wolves,weasels,sheep, and donkeys, using his Staff of Hoipa. Then they all cast "Magic Missiles" on Sagerider, who dies.[/me]

Hoipa!

 

[Teferi]

the disgruntled mutant badgers spring to sagerider's help, and go to battle w/ K9's little furry friends

 

[Gerode]

Smart move, K9! Taking advantage of Shiny-Special people!

Wait, that place sounds familiar...

Ooo! A Shiny Penny!

 

[Apollo]

$210 billion? That won't even buy you a right fielder for your baseball team.

 

[Zero]

Sigh...

 

[fuzzy510]

It won't get you Alex Rodriguez, but it'll get you anybody else.

 

[Teferi]

man, baseball contracts are getting out of hand