Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Teferi, Dec 9, 2000.
I never said I WOULD take over the world, just that I would attempt. Big difference.
I have already made a fool proof plan on how to take over the world, but it is top secret. Just wait about 10 years, you'll see happen. All I need right now is the proper funding, but since I'm 15 no one will take me serious enough to donate to my cause.
nodnarb...i have "friends" taht can get u all the money u need.......
I'll need approxiamately $210billion.
My plan is MUCH cheaper
ALl I need is a team of talented hitmen, LOTS of good plastic surgery and voice alteration, and...
Oh wait. I have already said too much. I didn't read the Overlord guide carefully enough.
I've got a nickel! Will that get me some boring country, like France?
Find a town with an easily-corruptable government. 5 cents can go a long way!
I have dibs on dimension 45.7712 B, I hear it's nice there this time of year. Green leaves on the trees, nice temperature, and the mega-huge anthrax nematodes have migrated southward to the dimension 45.7711 C.
To take over the world... You must first... DESTROY IT!!! HWAA hA hA hA!
210 billon? that's gonna put us over the cap..
I'm looking for people willing to die in order to dominate the world. Volunteers?
BTW, a nickel will get you 5 seconds of Alex Rodriguez's playing time.
I took over a small, deserted island that doesn't exist! It is really cool, it only cost me a penny, for the tribes that loved shiny objects. They called themselves the "Gerodians". They would do anything for a shiny object. So i sold them a shiny penny for all of there land.
[color="336699"]* Hawaiian mage suddenly screams in pain."Must rember not to expose too much of the master's plan."[/color]
Another slipup like that and you will be made to wear blue lipstick when they make the movie.
sagerider, NOW IS YOUR TIME TO DIE!
[me] calls upon his legions of wolves,weasels,sheep, and donkeys, using his Staff of Hoipa. Then they all cast "Magic Missiles" on Sagerider, who dies.[/me]
the disgruntled mutant badgers spring to sagerider's help, and go to battle w/ K9's little furry friends
Smart move, K9! Taking advantage of Shiny-Special people!
Wait, that place sounds familiar...
Ooo! A Shiny Penny!
$210 billion? That won't even buy you a right fielder for your baseball team.
It won't get you Alex Rodriguez, but it'll get you anybody else.
man, baseball contracts are getting out of hand
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