so i want to rule the world...

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I don't think so...

[me]checks missile trajectory and signal.[/me]
Yep. It definately blew you up.
Maybe Apollo just accidentally flew into it's path.
 
My psychic beams are clouding your vision. I'm not even in the same time or the same universe as you yet I am in the same time and universe as you. I'm everywhere yet I am nowhere. [in godlike tone]I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA![/in godlike tone]
 
I believe I am your equal, nodnarb.
for I am the little black dot, who is everything and nothing, at the same time.


me -----> .
 
MrXarvox (Before)----> .
MrXarvox (after I use the delete key)---->
 
oh my god you killed him...............................................................................................................damn i forgot to pick up milk
 
Ah, Nodnarb, you seem to be confused. First of all, Multani's beam didn't kill me, as I am a phoenix.

Second, birds aren't very smart. We don't have sentient thought. There aren't enough brains in my head for you to control!

But, you know what birds of prey like to eat?

[me]swoops down and catches a rat in his beak. He ignores the rat's pathetic squeals as devours it, savoring every delicate morsel.[/me]
 
My Helmet of Shinyness deflects all psychic beams.
Not like anyone would want to control my mind anyway...

[me]'s army of Tin Foil Men spray weed-killer on Multani. [/me]
 
Hmm, you're using the same hand book I am Teferi! Not to worry though, I'm already several steps ahead of you (evil):D
 
You can't control me, because i am already being controlled by the hamster that lives inside my head.

Hoipa
 
Hey apollo I just made you swoop down and ate K9's Hamster. Hey K9 you free(temporarily).

[me]activates the beams to control K9.[/me]

Gerode: Of course i would control you with my beams. I already control all of the shiny objects in the universe any ways.
 
wait a minute, how could apollo swoop down and get the hamster when it is inside my head?!AAAAHHHHH!THat bird has my head!

Hoipa
 
[me]walks in, dressed in protective gear, and calmly watches the madness[/me]

we should start a fast food cahin that sevres weasel, rat, badger,and hamster burgers instead of beef.....mmmm....Rodent burgers....mmmmm

[me] goes and deep frys one of nodnarb24's rats[/me]

who wants a rat burger?!
 
[me]Kills himself and is reincarnated as zadok. Then he kills teferi with the power of the CPA, for no apparent reason.[/me]

Hoipa
 
[me]force feeds the rat burger to Teferi and he becomes infected with the plague.[/me]
 
how i've been awake for 20 mins and i've already been killed more time than i can count...

WHY GOD WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY!

[me] is smited down by god[/me]
 
For legality purposes, I didn't kill teferi, it was the plague. So it should be:
"OH MY GOD!!! THE PLAGUE KILLED TEFERI!!! YOU BASTARD!!!"
 
[me] eats one of the rat burgers and dies. Then he is reincarnated as a fuzzy little animal and rips apart teferi[/me]

OHMYGOD! I killed teferi! I'm a bastard!

Hoipa
 
as a fast effect Teferi bolts the small furry animal before it can rip him to shreds
 
[me] inflates a large rat burger to the size of a hot air ballon. "What does this button do?" Ratburger explodes and releases the plague everywhere. [/me]

Now I will control the world!
 
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