Now Now...
Untap, Upkeep, Draw
Oh My... it's not a land!
Play Cemetary Puca
Attack with Proctologist... erm Proctor... see what you started?
Done.
Tap your Steam Vents during your upkeep...
As if you need it...
BigBlue: 10
Hand: 2
Library: 27
In Play:
(U)
Jester's Scepter (When ~ cip, remove the top 5 cards from target player's library from the game; useless counter ability)
(TTU) Swamp x3
(U) Salt Marsh (T: U or B; cip Tapped)
(U) Sunken Ruins (T: 1; U or B,T: Add UU, UB, or BB)
(T) Rishadan Port (T:1; 1,T: Tap target land)
(TTU) Island x3
(U) Tainted Isle (T:1; T: U or B - as long as I control a swamp)
(T)
Stern Proctor (1/2; When ~ cip, return target artifact or enchantment to it's owners hand)
(S)
Cemetary Puca (1/2; When a creature goes into the GY from Play, I may pay 1 to make ~ a copy of it w/ this ability)
Graveyard: Memory Lapse, Induce Paranoia, Hypnotic Specter
RFG:
Mooseman: 16 15?
Hand: 2
Library: 16
In Play:
(UUUUU) Island x5
(UU) Mountain x2
(T) Steam Vents (T: Add U or R to your mana pool.)
(U)
Mox Ruby (T:R)
Umezawa's Jitte (Equip 2 ,Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa’s Jitte. Remove a charge counter from Umezawa’s Jitte: Choose one — Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn; or target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn; or you gain 2 life.)
~0 Cntrs~
Graveyard: Timetwister, FOW, Blistering Firecat, Isochron Scepter, Stuffy Doll, Morphling
RFG:Force Spike, Lightning Bolt, Miscalculation, Taiga, Mana Leak, Tropical Island, Mountain, Intuder Alarm