Omigod! I'm sorry, guys! <starts pushing her way through the line to get to the office> Really truly sorry! Between helping mister Rancor sir with the Sliver set and trying to come up with the dueling styles for seven different fantasy nations in the campaign I'm playing in ... I've neglected my duties as a shrink. <sob, sob>
The doctor is in! Stop mobbing, please! Everybody draw a number and wait in line ... the Mogg Fanatics will be around shortly to serve you refreshments!
Oh, Mister Pie-Eater sir! Welcome, welcome! I was more than happy to come up with a card for you in the Legends thread. ^_^ You say you have a black and white deck, sir? Ooooohhhhh. At least it isn't black and blue ... if it was, I'd have to recommend you for immediate surgery. As it is... Perhaps the odd coloration of your deck is due to the fact that you can't really decide what to do with it? <gives an impish grin> No advice really ... it's your deck ... if you want it remain that odd color of black and white ... then that's how you want to play with it, no? ^_^
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Oh, Mister Godhand sir! You're here to talk about your friend's deck? You say his deck is red and gorged? Ooooohhhhhhhhh... be still my beating heart. Best tell him to start playing with his deck, pronto! Having a red and gorged deck has GOT to be unhealthy for a man... ^_^
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Welcome, Mister Plaguelord sir! You have a black type II discarder deck, huh? Hmmm... As with any discarder deck, I diagnose you with a heavy streak of generosity. After all, you like to help your opponent to have an empty hand when playing with his deck. ^_^ The type 2 aspect adds too many weenies in the deck though ... believe me, mister Plaguelord sir ... size DOES matter. ^_^
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Mister Cateran Emperor sir! Sit down, sit down. Three decks, huh? From the way you describe them ... like I told mister Plaguelord sir ... size DOES matter. And looking at your third deck ... suicide black kinda sputters out fast. I like the heavy action right from the start ... but a girl needs to enjoy herself too ... ^_^
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Oh, mister Duel sir! Please, sit down. An artificer deck? Toys are nice and dandy, sir ... but you don't really need them to play with your deck. ^_^ I like your second deck though. Lots of havoc, mucho chaos ... and big big creatures. Be still my beating heart ... ^_^ And yes, you'll be able to play the violin again, mister Duel sir.
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Oh, mister Sleepy sir. Would you like a cup of coffee while you tell me about your deck? A red/green Stormbind deck, you say? Hmmm... you not only like to play with your deck ... but you like to play with your hand too. <laughs> Use it but don't abuse it, mister Sleepy sir!
'Till next time!
[Edited by Whimsical on August 25th, 2000 at 04:15 AM]
