I was dead wasn't I. Well the story goes like this.
Once upon a time there was a boy named Jack. He decided to go up a hill near a well to make out with this girl named Jill(they told their parents they were goin to the well to get water.)
So they get up to the well, and start kissing. All of a Sudden I jump out of the well, they fall down the hill, and I've got two dead bodies to deal with.
It was about this time I noticed an old magician standing by the well. He said he would cast a spell for me if I went to the bottom of the well and got him his Staff of Light that he droped. I did, and he cast Clone on me, and I asked him how that helps me.
"Tell the clone to stay here and take the rap. He will be out in about 200 years, but your Phyrexian and have a very long life span, so he will live."
So we did that, and 201 years later, now, my clone just got killed by a caterian fruit. The end.