Y'know, you're a pretty good friend, Duel. You just can't mess with tha' T and get away wif it...
[me] looks at duel's one-armed, bloody and scraped up body[/me]
Man, I can't leave you like this... Matter of fact, I ain't going to leave you like this.
[me] scrambles inside of his breechcloth[/me]
[me] pulls out an odd looiking chainsaw with a little blood on the blade[/me]
I see you already met this thing.
[me] pulls out a strap with an odd "V" shaped metal thing on it[/me]
[me] puts the "V-strap" on duel, the V hanging tward his mutilated arm.[/me]
Here. I'm going to tell you how I found those guns and theese things. One day while I was wandering around Sarpaidia, I came across a cave with a square-jawed 4/2 guy with an odd hand sleeping next to a weird steam-engine car.
I scoured the car and found the guns along with this equipment. They looked interesting, so I snuck them out of the cave and closed the guy back up. I left him one of the guns, though...
[me] fasens the chainsaw with an odd grip onto Duel's severed limb[/me]
I was looking at this thing and I pulled the thing here that fits into the "V". Nothing happened, so I pissed into this little thing at the top that says "gas" since I didn't have to fart. I pulled the thing again and it cranked. It's pretty powerful. Enjoy it well.
Oh yea--lemme fill it up for you.
[me] pisses into the chainsaw[/me]
have fun, Duel.