HIT ME!

Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by theorgg, Aug 6, 2000.

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  1. theorgg Slob

    [me] remembers the baskilisk that he stored as a snack and briefly wonders if duel will become stoned due to some of the things under his clothing[/me]
  2. theorgg Slob

    [me] remembers the basilisk was blind and that's why he could catch him[/me]
  3. theorgg Slob

    [me] stops his scouring of duel to scratch his own nose[/me]
  4. theorgg Slob

    [me] pulls duel out and holds him at eye level[/me]
  5. theorgg Slob

    [me] sneezes on duel, accidentally[/me]
  6. theorgg Slob

    [me] asks duel if he has had enough. Duel repilies[/me]"EAT THIS!" and pulls out an impossibly large shotgun he grabbed with his remaining arm out from under theorgg's breechcloth
  7. theorgg Slob

    [me] says:[/me] "I'll wrap that gun around yo' face, FOOL!"
  8. theorgg Slob

    [me] grabs the gun and slings it against duel's face. the gun wraps around it as if it was made of a melted metal[/me]
  9. theorgg Slob

    [me] slams duel to the ground like the late, the great, Andre' the Giant[/me]
  10. theorgg Slob

    the "T" stands fo' Terro, FOOL!
  11. theorgg Slob

    Y'know, you're a pretty good friend, Duel. You just can't mess with tha' T and get away wif it...

    [me] looks at duel's one-armed, bloody and scraped up body[/me]

    Man, I can't leave you like this... Matter of fact, I ain't going to leave you like this.

    [me] scrambles inside of his breechcloth[/me]
    [me] pulls out an odd looiking chainsaw with a little blood on the blade[/me]

    I see you already met this thing. :)

    [me] pulls out a strap with an odd "V" shaped metal thing on it[/me]

    [me] puts the "V-strap" on duel, the V hanging tward his mutilated arm.[/me]

    Here. I'm going to tell you how I found those guns and theese things. One day while I was wandering around Sarpaidia, I came across a cave with a square-jawed 4/2 guy with an odd hand sleeping next to a weird steam-engine car.

    I scoured the car and found the guns along with this equipment. They looked interesting, so I snuck them out of the cave and closed the guy back up. I left him one of the guns, though...

    [me] fasens the chainsaw with an odd grip onto Duel's severed limb[/me]

    I was looking at this thing and I pulled the thing here that fits into the "V". Nothing happened, so I pissed into this little thing at the top that says "gas" since I didn't have to fart. I pulled the thing again and it cranked. It's pretty powerful. Enjoy it well.

    Oh yea--lemme fill it up for you.

    [me] pisses into the chainsaw[/me]

    have fun, Duel.
  12. Psycho Mage Burner New Member

    smacks theorgg in the face
    you arn't very bright are you
    just ask and you shall receive
  13. nodnarb24 Supreme Overlord/The Rat King

    Tag Guard

    MR.T SUCKS!!!!!
    Hit me orgg!! Hit me!! I can take!!!

    *Nodnarb24 takes out a sledgehammer and mashes orgg's head like a watermelon
  14. Fire Slinger Vetern CPA Member Pyromananic

    Uh-oh. I think you two just pissed him off.

    *Fire Slinger jumps into a bomb shelter, and prepares for the end of the world.


    Bye everybody, its been nice knowing you.
  15. nodnarb24 Supreme Overlord/The Rat King

    Tag Guard

    While fire slinger has his back turned i put a nuclear bomb inside his bomb shelter blowing everything inside to bits but leaving the bomb shealter, suprisingly, standing.
  16. Duel Has Less Posts Than Spiderman

    Um. ow. I guess.
  17. Zadok001 CPA Founder, Greater Good

    [me] decides it's time to inact his Founder powers, and run for his frickin' life! [/me]

    God, Nodnarb! You're SO asking for it! :)
  18. nanokill Veteran CPA Member<BR><FONT co

    finish him off orgg :D
  19. Multani Treetrunk Guy

    (Multani decends down and beats the hell out of Nanokill. For old times, he approaches TheOrgg with a newer, sleeker, and shinier treetrunk.)
    I beat the crap out of Orgg and then I toss Duel to what was where Nanokill was.

    This is too easy. :D
  20. Cateran Emperor Passed On

    [takes out brand new shiny scythe v 2.0 and proceeds to gut Multani yet again]

    wait a sec, why aren't you dead by now? Oh well

    [picks up Multani and proceeds to bust him into kindling and starts a fire with him]

    Mmmm, marshmallows are god while hot... :)
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