Well, as long as we're playing the Lazarus game...
Real name: Rob (not really but I like it)
Marital Status: Acquitted
Age: 340
Height: 6'0" standing, 13" when lying down, more if (censored)
Shoe size: 9.5
Weight: 188 cosmic tons
Non-gaming hobbies: (censored), (censored), and rock-n-roll. Actually, not so much rock-n-roll these days, but I take all the (censored) and (censored) I can get. Also into grappling, ghostly visitations, and fugue states, though usually not all at once. Oh, and I just love to watch Buffy and CSI reruns.
Most fun and wierd experience: The time when I was on (censored) and I was looking at the clouds and they were making whatever shapes I could imagine, and my friends were all talking in circles and I couldn't pay any attention to the conversation on account of I was distracted by seeing their words spelled out in shimmering ribbons of color. And the B brought out the zorch and we set it on fire and... uh... nevermind, that never happened.