Corrupted Wishes game

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by orgg, Jul 27, 2005.

  1. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    The effects of warping time so significantly cause a disturbance in the universe and allow demons from hell to invade and torture everyone to death. Way to go, BigBlue.

    I wish for corruption on an unprecedented level.
  2. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    Granted, you a transported to Columbia and work in the Banadex banana fields as a laborer.

    I wish to be on Wheel of Fortune and win.
  3. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Ransac takes over the show and invites you on. But all of your prizes are pictures of Ransac.

    I wish Ransac would offer better prizes.
  4. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    Granted, he now offers signed pictures of himself and Oversoul wins every time...

    I wish that Ransac really had his own online game show?
  5. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Granted! The game is "Give Ransac All of Your Money or Die!!!!," which becomes a HUGE success.

    I wish for cheese


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  6. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    You face Oversoul in the singleton everycard tournament and he combos you to death twice in a row, both times on the first turn.

    I wish.
  7. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Granted.... you die, too

    I wish that I had Dwarven Pony in my Singleton deck and that it won me every game


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  8. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    Granted, and every deck you played against had only 1 creature, Dwarven Pony, and the rest were land, just to get ride of this thread killing wish......

    I wish Ransac would get off his dwarven pony and be a man.
  9. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Granted! Pearled Unicorn is his new favorite card and Ransac kicks Mooseman in the balls.


    I wish that Mooseman would find the cure for Global Warming


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  10. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    Granted, puts ice on his globes, Mooseman returns the favor to Ransac, without the ice....

    I wish KJ could enjoy this type of global warming cure.
  11. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    I'm not going to specify exactly what it is about Mooseman putting ice on his "globes" that KJ enjoys so much, but I think this wish is corrupted enough already...

    I wish for an even more corrupted wish.
  12. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Granted. It's so corrupt that words cannot express it enough to do it justice, but you end up beneath a meteor in the process.

    I wish that the meteors would do what I tell them to


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  13. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    They obey your every wish--and are better at corrupting your wishes than any CPA member ever was!

    I wish I could see the results of this.
  14. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Granted! You are the victim...... of 15,000 meteors that violate your.... well...... it's best not to say.

    I wish that more people would consistently grant whatever wish was up


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  15. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    A gang of thugs takes you prisoner and locks you in a closet, posing as you on this message board and consistently granting whatever wish is up.

    I wish Ransac would shut up about meteors.
  16. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Granted! However, I merely change my name to Ransak and the havok continues.

    I wish that life was like a Zelda game


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  17. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    Granted and you are the fairy

    I wish the CPA was turned into a movie and Ransac was the gaffer.
  18. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Granted! Unfortunately, it's a gay porn movie. Everyone, except Ransac (who's running the electrical system), is thrown into a locked cell with fifteen huge guys named Bubba... and they think you're "purdy."


    I wish that I wasn't feeling sick right now.


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  19. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    Granted, your not feeling sick now..... but now you are.

    I wish I was over this flu crap, 7 days later and still sick.....
  20. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    Granted, 7 days later, over the flu, and sick with pnemonia.

    I wish that life was a musical, much like the episode of Buffy, The Vampire Slayer: "One More Time With Feeling".

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