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New Wonders of the World 2WU
Enchantment
As new Wonders of the World comes to play, each player chooses 9 permenants he or she controls and sacrifices the rest. The next
3 spells cast by any player cannot be countered. The next 3 permenants that come into play gain: "This permenant can't be the target of spells or abilities".
"It was thought that there are ONLY 9 wonders, but this proves it wrong...there are 12..." -Some ancient person
Dawn, Avenging Angel 3WW
Creature - Angel Legend
Flying
Creatures have ZERO power.
ZERO: Regenerate Dawn. Use this ability only once each turn, and only if Dawn is untapped, and is not blocking or attacking.
0/3
"So..."
Ransac, Trash Man 3BU
Creature - Trash Man Legend
BU: Remove target card in any graveyard from the game.
BU: Put the top card of opponent's library into his or her graveyard.
3/3
"Just cleaning up after the CPAers..." Ransac, dirty bastard.
K9, the Archmage 2RW
Creature - Whatever Legend
XRW, Tap: Deal an amount of damage equal to the number of R you used on X. Gain and amount of life equal to the number of W you used on X.
2/3
"I have no idea what to put here..." -DÛke, having a bit of a problem coming up with a flavor text for this "whatever" being.
A New Member 4
Artifact
X, Tap: Sacrifice A New Member, and put a creature token into play. Treat that token as an X/X creature, that is the color and creature type of your choice.
"You can't predict new members..." -New Member, possibly a REregistered one...
Darsh, [edited for unusual scripting] 3RB
Creature - [edited for unusual discription] Legend
Tap: Darsh deals an amount of [candy] to target [Britney Spears] equal to the amount of [lolly pops] Darsh has. If Darsh [eats], return Darsh back to owner's hand. Use this ability only if Darsh is [eating candy] and only if the [candy tastes SO good].
Whenever you use this ability, Darsh gains [a Spice Girl] until the end of the turn.
3/3
"He says he gave [candy] to a spice girl, but I don't believe him, because I gave all MY [FOOD, including candy] to ALL of the Spice Girls.......bastard......" -DÛke, having a long AIM conversation with Darsh, about [candy] and [Spice Girls], WHATEVER that is!
Rando, RPG maker 6
Artifact Creature Legend
Tap: Target permenant becomes of the color of your choice until end of the turn.
Tap: Target creature becomes a creature type of your choice until end of the turn.
8: Each permenant in play becomes a color of your choice in play, and you may choose to change any number of creatures' creature type.
4/4
"Well, I ran out of ideas..." -DÛke, about to cry.
There...