::Busts out the Whooping Stick::

[nanokill]

umm...i sent not knives but blades at you sorry should have been clearer on that.........you know blade, vampire hunter

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

those damn daywalkers always pissin' me off and always being so damned ambigious(hmmm i don't think that is spelled right eh what the hell)

 

[Cateran Emperor]

Speakers............too.............loud............

Rain lands on CE's remains, shorting out the speakers and regenerating him.

[me]slashes Xarvox with a silver blade this time[/me] There, now DIE this time you sonuva vampire! Just to make sure, let's do some more. [me]summons an earthquake, ripping a hole in the ceiling and letting sunlight spill in and land on Xarvox and Azreal[/me]

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

um Xarvox isn't a vampire but i'm toasted, nicely toasted...............mmmmmmmmmm toast

 

[nanokill]

hheh toast.....

[me] sends a team of lawyers at azreal for name copyright infringement[/me]

hehe

KILL THE LAWYERS!!!!!!!!

 

[Multani]

Now we'll have to wait for Yavimaya to plant a new me...

Thousands of years pass..
....
....

I'm Back!
[me]Multani uses his secret weapon. Multani pulls out his portable, lifesize Britney Spears Doll.[/me]

All hail the DEVIL! MUHAAAAA!!!

 

[MrXarvox]

That's just sick!!!
<Xarvox quickly disintegrates the horrid thing>

*phew*

 

[Cateran Emperor]

[me]shields eyes and counters Xarvox's disintegration[/me] You will meet its horrid gaze!

 

[MrXarvox]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Xarvox shields his eyes as well, then, using his mirrored shield to see the sickening thing, he chops its head off and puts it in a bag. The rest of its body falls to the ground and disintegrates.

oegh... that was one evil chunk of plastic

 

[K9Archmage]

hmmm. this is kind of senseless.. but what the f###? Why not join?

*K9Archmage brings up his army of donkeys and they slaughter all!

HAHAHAHAHhaha!

 

[Phyrexian Pie-Eater]

::runs over and gives a donkey a boot to the butt:: MMMM punny!