::Busts out the Whooping Stick::

[Phyrexian Pie-Eater]

Hey, whats wrong with you people? This is the Battle arena, not the "I'm feeling smart today and going to make a stupid Q+A" Arena. More fight, less smart.

[me]runs over to the nearest post, kicks the origionater in the ass, and runs back[/me] HAR HAR!

 

[Darsh]

Bob got kicked in the ass....HA HA! Thats what you get you silly little white mage! You should just give up right now to the almighty black mages! HA HA!

 

[Hawaiian mage]

Light of Day.

Too bad black doesn't have enchanment destruction...

 

[Cateran Emperor]

Hey! There are other people here now! [Puts on a hood and goes to kick HM]

Anyone else watching the Presidential debate?

 

[Darsh]

Light of Day is broken against black I hate that card, what does black get? Gloom and Dread of Night, both enchantments! white eats enchantments for breakfast.

Well it gets Nev's Disk but thats an artifact.

[helps Cateran Emperor kick HM]

ME watching the presidential debate? HAHAHAHA!!!! I can't even vote yet! It'll be another 2 1/2 years before I can vote!

 

[Multani]

Just you can vote doesn't mean it's not good. I don't watch it for personal reasons. But that doesn't mean it's not good.
If nothing, it's an example of civilized debate.
Great for your HS debate class.

On-topic. (Kicks the nearest red mage and bashes him with treetrunk.)
BWHAAAA!!!!!

 

[Cateran Emperor]

I miss being able to vote by a little over a year I agree with Mr. Treetrunk here though, the debates are still worth watching just to get a feel for it.

 

[Phyrexian Pie-Eater]

Death, plain and simple. Contraversy=ratings. But getting back on topic [me]casts disenchant on that crap enchantment, and gloom.[/me] go anti-white! Wait, my deck is half white. Ahh who cares.

And I personally feel that this election year the country is screwed unless we find a 40 year old monkey to vote for.

 

[Hawaiian mage]

Okay, for this battle I'm going to use white. No blue.


Worship, Asylum Mancer, and Fountain Guard oh my!

 

[Darsh]

Dread of Night, Stench of Evil, Maurading Knight Oh my!

 

[Apollo]

Noo! Don't cast spells!! Spells are boring! Actions are fun!

[me]flies over and grabs a tuft of Hawaiian Mage's hair, and flies up, taking the hair with it. Then, he lets loose a bird dropping right on the Mage's new bald spot.

He then gives Emperor a solid boot just for bringing up the presidential debate in a forum that isn't supposed to have any intelligent thought whatsoever.[/me]

 

[Darsh]

For Multani; I don't have a high school debate class and I don't really like the canidates.

[me] jumps in the air (matrix style) unleases a flurry of punches and kicks to HM and finishes up with a roundhouse kick to the back of his head.[/me]

 

[Hawaiian mage]

Umm... I'm all ready bald... Nevermind.

Ka-moho-ali'i smashes a potion over Darshes head, then glas and peices scar his face horribly and cuase tremendouse pain, then the potion inside starts to heal it(which reall stings by the way...)

Then I do it again!

 

[Phyrexian Pie-Eater]

[me]grabs the preverbial whoopin stick, and starts looking at HM. Runs over, smashes him in the face with it repeatedly. Then grabs the Ugly Stick. Sets it back down[/me] Someone beat me to using that one on ya.

 

[Cateran Emperor]

[me]slams a pot over Darsh's head then hits HM with a Nerf Bat[/me]

Wait a second, NERF BATS DON'T HURT!

[me]grabs a table and hits HM again for good measure[/me]

 

[Hawaiian mage]

I got beeten by an ugly stick!


Oh, well. Kamikazi time!

[me]pulls out huge boombox from AEther bag and set's the radio station to Disney FM. Back street boys are on...[/me]


Muaa ha ha ha

 

[Multani]

I am immune to such music.
(Multani brings out his boombox and plays Britney Spears.)
HAHAHAHAH
I shall bring chaos to this thread!

 

[Darsh]

"I thought I just felt a bee sting, or a mosquito bite or something."

[me] chains HM up and starts the dreaded paper cut torture![/me]

It really, really hurts!

[me] grabs nearby microwave, shoves it onto CE's head, and turns the power on.[/me]

"Just nuke it."

 

[Hawaiian mage]

Heh heh heh, little do you all know I have an ace up my sleve.

[me]pulls out an ace.[/me]

See? Told you.

 

[Darsh]

[me] grabs the ace and uses it to paper cut HM[/me]