...Kamahl, who wanted very much to be in this story, and succeeded, only to be completely obliterated by Jimbot's pyrokinetic powers moments later. While Jimbot was distracted...
a Force of Nature surrounded him, directed by the lackey, Gaes Liege, who caused the Tsunami to rain down upon his head only to be diverted at the last minute by....
...Ramses II putting a spear through the head of Gaea's Liege, because he felt like it and powerful pharoahs do whatever they want. Force of Nature ignored this and stepped toward Jimbot...
...shattering his tailbone. Little did anyone know, the Kezzerdrix inbreeding sessions were in full swing, producing litter after litter of mammoth, retarded Vizzerdrixen, when...
a small pixie who will, for now, remain nameless, suffice to say, seeing Jimbot with his shattered tailbone being carried off, she picked up one of the dead mamoths, ripped out his tailbone, and took off after Jimbots captors with the speed of a.....
...1st Turn Kill. With the enemy vanquished, Jimbot and his true love, Pixie (who was ironically a pixie), spent an age of the universe together, where Pixie would crap rainbows to nowhere and Jimbot would keep Pixie happy with constant attention. Jimbot found Pixie to be the epitome of beauty, that is until...
...side out, which made it very difficult for him to find a replacement girlfriend. Though he craved the gentle caress of a woman's touch, he knew that bile, intestines, veins, blood, and organs where a major turnoff. Instead, he turned his attention toward...
...cobblers, who stewed Jimbot, ate him, and died from food poisoning. So now, Jimbot, in a moment of transcendental meditation, realized that he had just killed his brother and would now...
...was brought under the influence of the evil Nazi chip in his brain, causing him to slaughter the entire population of Concord, California. Regaining control of his own body and mind, Jimbot realized that the Nazis would eventually force him to wipe out all of their enemies unless something were done to stop him from...