Bringing back Add-a-word-story....

[Rooser]

... they engaged in epic combat with Pikachu and all the other little blingy forktards and eventually Ash won and so the aliens were died and everybody ...

 

[Kode]

...was so happy, but then God said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! (Echo: let there be light!), and there were a girl with a lot of highlights on her hair, it turns out that she is an alien-human hybird and...

 

[Rooser]

... killed all the pokemoons because she was avenging her father's death and then locked Ash away in a prison and fed him ...

 

[Kode]

...she (her name is Chelsy) fed him grilled and BBQ'ed PokeMon until he was dead. Meanwhile, there was a bigger problem developing...

 

[Tabasco]

...there was a surprise rebellion from the super-boots. They were advancing quickly and were armed to kill. If something had not been done they...

 

[Rooser]

... would have spread ill-conceived sentence structures all across the land. Thankfully, a small puppy named Jimbot had managed to divert ...

 

[Oversoul]

...the wrath of the grammar gods onto himself. But this plan was tragically ended when he was killed and eaten by...

 

[Ransac]

...his subconscious. Interestingly enough, Jimbot and all this was just part of a dream, dreamt by a...


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

...venerable woman who was killed by assassins before she woke up. The assassins had been sent by...

 

[Tabasco]

...The Soda Can Sovereign (SCS). They did this in hopes of...

 

[Rooser]

... retrieving Jimbot the puppy from the harsh grasp of metaphysicality. If they could somehow pull Jimbot out of the dream world then he could ...

 

[Tabasco]

...launch the largest nuclear strike the world has ever seen in hopes of destroying the mothership in space. Margaret and Audrie had planned this in case...

 

[Oversoul]

...they died of cholera, which happened before their plans could see frution. However, there was a small...

 

[Rooser]

... chance that Jimbot the puppy could save them with his ...

 

[Tabasco]

...urine, that when extracted, formulated, and purified correctly would form a anti-toxin serum. Jimbot is the only one now who can...

 

[Oversoul]

...be sacrificed to return this story to the past tense. After Jimbot was killed, again, the world was saved from the scourge of...

 

[Tabasco]

...mutant squirrels....make sure that they don't get to close to water or else they...

 

[Oversoul]

...combust violently. Now that this has happened, the story returned to the past tense, and all was...

 

[Rooser]

... restored to our typical pattern of destroying whatever the last poster said and forcing something entirely different. Thankfully, Jimbot the puppy's doctor arrived on scene just in time to use Jimbot's urine to clone him. Revived once again, Jimbot the puppy made sure to attack ...

<@ Oversoul: Now be nice to Jimbot please. I left him in the past-tense for you. And before you protest this, read the sentence carefully - he's still in the past tense.>

 

[Oversoul]

...the doctor with a triple spinning aerial arc toe kick of death. After the man was blown to bits by force of the perfectly executed maneuver, Jimbot wiped some blood off...