Bringing back Add-a-word-story....

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  1. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    continued his charge until he slipped on a rogue space banana peel that was left on the floor by........
  2. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    ...Kamahl, who wanted very much to be in this story, and succeeded, only to be completely obliterated by Jimbot's pyrokinetic powers moments later. While Jimbot was distracted...
  3. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    a Force of Nature surrounded him, directed by the lackey, Gaes Liege, who caused the Tsunami to rain down upon his head only to be diverted at the last minute by....
  4. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    ...Ramses II putting a spear through the head of Gaea's Liege, because he felt like it and powerful pharoahs do whatever they want. Force of Nature ignored this and stepped toward Jimbot...
  5. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    Who executed a perfect "karate kid" style eagle kick, only to be thwarted by the same dratted banana peel, falling straight on his arse and......
  6. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    ...shattering his tailbone. Little did anyone know, the Kezzerdrix inbreeding sessions were in full swing, producing litter after litter of mammoth, retarded Vizzerdrixen, when...
  7. train The Wildcard!!!...

    Visara showed up and dared the bunch to be too much for her...
  8. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    ...prostate. This confused the lot so much that they all dropped dead, giving Arcanis the chance to kidnap Jimot while no one was looking, except...
  9. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    a small pixie who will, for now, remain nameless, suffice to say, seeing Jimbot with his shattered tailbone being carried off, she picked up one of the dead mamoths, ripped out his tailbone, and took off after Jimbots captors with the speed of a.....
  10. NorrYtt Casual Green Mage

    ...1st Turn Kill. With the enemy vanquished, Jimbot and his true love, Pixie (who was ironically a pixie), spent an age of the universe together, where Pixie would crap rainbows to nowhere and Jimbot would keep Pixie happy with constant attention. Jimbot found Pixie to be the epitome of beauty, that is until...
  11. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    ...Pixie was brutally murdered by Phyrexians. Jimbot found his battered corpse in...
  12. NorrYtt Casual Green Mage

    ...side out, which made it very difficult for him to find a replacement girlfriend. Though he craved the gentle caress of a woman's touch, he knew that bile, intestines, veins, blood, and organs where a major turnoff. Instead, he turned his attention toward...
  13. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    ...Gix or some other Phyrexian dude, whom he tortured to death in order to avenge his beloved Pixie. What Jimbot did not know was...
  14. train The Wildcard!!!...

    was that Gix was his twin brother, separated at birth due to...
  15. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    ...an air raid with incendiary bombs which demolished the city and killed thousands of people. In the confusion, Jimbot had been...
  16. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    abducted by a 3 year old child that needed money for her vodka and sold him on the black market to a group of roaming....
  17. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    ...cobblers, who stewed Jimbot, ate him, and died from food poisoning. So now, Jimbot, in a moment of transcendental meditation, realized that he had just killed his brother and would now...
  18. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    have to bear and raise thier baby all by hisself, until he started ....
  19. train The Wildcard!!!...

    feeling constipated and...
  20. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    ...was brought under the influence of the evil Nazi chip in his brain, causing him to slaughter the entire population of Concord, California. Regaining control of his own body and mind, Jimbot realized that the Nazis would eventually force him to wipe out all of their enemies unless something were done to stop him from...

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