Bringing back Add-a-word-story....

[Oversoul]

...and so Jimbot, being stunned (due to the stun ray) was unable to fight back but, as luck would have it, he was rescued by Navy seals, who were able to kill all of the invisible goons in combat thanks to the genetic enhancement the Navy had used (giving these seals echolocation, poisonous fangs, super-intelligence, and probably some psychic powers and stuff to boot). They were able to placate Jimbot and brought him to their own submarine in order to hide him from Leni Riefenstahl, who...

 

[Rooser]

... ran back home to Germany to beg forgiveness from Hitler. Anyway, being that Jimbot was now on a sub, he was finally one step closer to having an appropriate context in which to shout his soon-to-be-famous battle cry. Unfortunately, he wasn't a captain yet so ...

 

[Oversoul]

...he poisoned the captain and blamed his death on the cook. However, the seals elected to make Jimbot the new cook, instead of the new captain, which was completely...

 

[Rooser]

... retarded because Jimbot know nothing of cookery. Fortunately, his ability to blame things on people allowed him to convince the crew that the bad cooking wasn't his fault, but rather ...

 

[Oversoul]

...due to the sabotage of the former cook, who they then beat to death with their flippers. The next meal the crew ate (which contained some of the mushrooms Jimbot had encountered earlier) had some hallucinogenic effects and caused the seals to believe that Jimbot was...

 

[Tabasco]

...their new captain. As Jimbot commanded the sub now he ordered all hands on deck to fire torpedoes at maximum velocity at Hitler's...

 

[Oversoul]

...ill-fated barge, which was hit and destroyed by a meteor before the torpedo tubes were loaded (this seemed improbable at the time, but Oversoul, one of the authors of the add a sentence story, had grown tired of murdering seals, and became overly excited at the prospect of a barge filled with humans). Jimbot's seals searched for survivors, but there were none (of course), so the submarine dove back into the depths, as the sonar detected the approach of...

 

[Rooser]

... Godzilla! Prowling the depths of the sea like usual, Godzilla was attracted to the sweet smell of honey-roasted nuclear weapons! Swimming quickly, the crew had little time to react. Jimbot swiveled dramatically in his captain's chair, pointed at the gigantic blip on the radar screen, and shouted ...

<Do NOT drop the ball on this one, guys. I repeat, do NOT drop the ball!>

 

[Oversoul]

"Raunch the Rorpedoes!" which, surprisingly enough, sprung the crew into action and held Godzilla back for about two seconds before he smashed the submarine and wiped out all of the seals with his awesome nuclear blast. Jimbot awoke, startled to find himself alive, in...

 

[Rooser]

... Leni Riefenstahl's secret underground headquarters! "I see the Godzilla I sent after you worked like a charm," she smiled evilly, (Oh, so evil 'cuz she's a Nazi!). Alas, ...

 

[Oversoul]

...Jimbot was powerless to stop her as she planted a chip in his brain that turned him into a ruthless killing machine--tested on the city of Brighton, England, and killing every organic life-form there. Captain Britain...

 

[train]

decided to lay back with a dirty magazine and chill for a couple of weeks...

 

[Ransac]

..., which unfortunately turned into months. The magazine was pornographic in nature, just very dirty. Captain Britain was doing all he could to clean the magazine so that he may...



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[NorrYtt]

...feed it to his radioactive porno-eating chipmunks. He eyed them longingly, with an everpresent desire to...

 

[train]

do to them what he always dreamt of doing to a banana peel...

 

[Oversoul]

...but as he was daydreaming he accidently stepped on them and killed them. Zabaglione...

 

[DarthFerret]

futurely known as Jimbot's grandmother, turned the other cheek as she snacked on BBQed allied seals, and stated.....

 

[Oversoul]

..."The worst is yet to come, for Jimbot does not yet know that he is to become Kalki, the final avatar of Vishnu, who will--agh, I hate these things..." as she crushed the baleen lice. It really didn't make any sense to Captain Britain for baleen lice to be attacking her, but before he could speak up, he noticed Jimbot charging toward him, still under the influence of the Nazi chip in his brain, as well as the entire quantity of alchoholic beverages in Brighton, and some...

 

[DarthFerret]

really good reefer, that was smuggled from the small planet that orbits the Sun so far away, that it has not yet been discovered on Earth except by the group formerly known as The "I wanna be a NASA employee" geek squad of A & M University, but was never communicated due to......

 

[Oversoul]

...all of them being killed by the ebola virus. Jimbot...