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Sorry, the computer froze and responded twice. Oh, how monkey-like I must feel. Ransac, cpa trash man

Wow. K9Archmage really thinks I'm something(rather he knows I'm something, but that's besides the point). And he is correct. YOU CAN'T WEIRD ME OUT!!!!!!! I am weird. All right. I'll do it. *Ransac snaps his fingers and everybody is wearing black clothes, except for fuzzy510, who is wearing a...

Wow. K9Archmage really thinks I something(rather he knows I'm something, but that's besides the point). And he is correct. YOU CAN'T WEIRD ME OUT!!!!!!! I am weird. All right. I'll do it. *Ransac snaps his fingers and everybody is wearing black clothes, except for fuzzy510, who is wearing a...

Ow. head hurts. Ransac, finally gets it

What potential K9Archmage has. My GOD!!!!! He should be my apprentice or something. There's just one thing he must learn. *Ransac snaps his fingers and K9Archamge is wearing black clothes* I love doing that. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac enters the fray and decides what weapon to use.* Heh-heh-heh. *Ransac snaps his fingers and Everyone is wearing black clothing. Except that Teferi is wearing a suit 6 sizes too small and chokes to death* I love doing that. Ransac, cpa trash man

Dang straight. Oh wait. No your not. Ransac, cpa trash man

New Card! New Card! Look Mom! No Hands!!! Enchantment BBBUUU All players discard their hands. Whenever a player would draw a card, they take the top card of their library and put it in their graveyard. Look Mom! No Hands! cannot be countered or targeted by any spell or abilities...

The answer is D Question 6: Did you flush? A:Yes B:No C:Flush? D:One does not know. Perhaps it was being chased by a predator, or there was a female, um, thingy and, um, ah screw it. Ransac, cpa trash man

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to bid farewell to a man named Duke. He was, well, dukish. He talked like he was, well, Duke. And he acted like, well, Duke. And, um, ah forget it. Someone else do a eulogy. Ransac, still wearing black

Welcome to the new millenium. Ransac, cpa trash man

Alright then. I'll make K9Archmage the promo. And I'll be in the set, as a Red legend. Ransac, cpa trash man

Alright, Arhar, you want to be a master? Here's a card for you. Arhar, Master of (*^*&^ 4RU Summon Legend Master When Arhar comes into play, choose any ^#*@&#@ word. When any ^@&#%$^ player says that ^#@&$*# that &@&#^$% player must @#%!@ @#^@!& until they &#@*^$#& no pie for the loser. 5/1

The correct answer is D. Question 5: Do you feel like a woman? A:Yes B:No C:What? D:No comment Ransac, cpa trash man

Good old Duke. *Sigh* I remember that he was the first one to ask me "What in the heck are you talking about???". Ah, memories. We'll miss you Duke. Now it's time for your funeral again. *Ransac snaps his fingers and everyone for no reason is now wearing black clothes* I love doing that...

While we are on the topic, is it possible to make an adminstrative trash man position? Ransac, cpa trash man

My army!!!!! I choose ELVES!!!!!!!!! ALL ELVES ARE MY ARSENAL. You have no choice but to bow at my feet. I am the elf king and all elves are mine, dag nabbit. Ransac, will post more later

Sounds pretty rational(like I know anything about being rational). Ransac, cpa trash man

The answer is D. Question 4: Why in the heck was Carnival of souls even created? A:Profit B:Torture C:Fame D:One does not know. Perhaps they were being chased by a predator or there was a female R&D person on the other side, if it's a male R&D person. One hopes there's traffic...

With Duke no longer participating in CPA activites (god rest his soul), I have decided to try my best at making serious cards for CPA members in his absence. I will post eight at a time. Each will have a "promo" card at the beginning that will hopefully be broken, with the exception that they...