At ease, Soldier.
'Commanding Officer?' Well, that would either be one of the Founders, Orgg, TomB, Spiderman, or Istanbul, all of whom can go edit your posts at will (yes, I'm one of those Founders). If you feel the need to salute someone, do it to them.
Welcome aboard! I'm Zadok (K9 stole my speech, but he's talkin' 'bout me), needless to say, so any nickname requests go to me whenever you'd like. Have fun, don't pester Ed or he'll ban you (J/K!), and stay cool.