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My favortie planeshift foil is a foil phyrexian scuta. The person sitting next to me in a booster draft pulled one on his first pull. I was close enough to breathe on it. I should've snatched and run. Ransac, cpa trash man

Ransac here, alongside with K9Arch........well, he's joined the fight as well. It seems that everybody, from the pope to the mascot, has joined this battle.............except me. I'm staying rght here. *TURD CUTTER picks up Ransac and throws him into the ring. Ransac, in self-defense, snaps his...

*Ransac, pleased with his brother being sucked into the schincter of doom, dances like a leprechan.* Ransac, cpa trash man

I traded my black lotus for a dwarven pony!!!!!!!!!! I RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *People stand in line to smack Ransac upside the head.* Seriously though. I think this is my best trade: I traded the lone Cursed Scroll I had to a desperate person. HE gave me: 3 Hammer of Bogardan 4 Shard Phoenix(my...

*Ransac starts to sleep. Just so you all know, we all still waiting on ademis.* WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe he doesn't know he's fighting. Someone should pm him. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac walks in and waves at the camera. He walks away.* Ransac&reg, cpa trash man

*Ransac continues to walk around funny. He then writes the word "fear" on his boot and kicks Prince Rxi in the nuts. RXI is scared of "fear".* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac, realizing that he hasn't been that crazy recently, pulls out all of the stops. He snaps his fingers and a portal opens up. It turns out that it is the sphincter of doom. Whoever is voted off must suffer the fate of being launched into this. Thallid Ice Cream Man tries to escape, but its...

Hey. You guys found out about that!!!!!!!! DANG!!!!! The press said that no one would know about my stupid experience. *Ransac then realizes that no one knew it was him that took the bill. Ransac then realizes that he doesn't live in Kentucky.* OH. nevermind Ransac, cpa trash man

Did someone say that there are NO good black cards????? ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Ransac turns into a giant possum creature.* RANSAC SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dark Ritual Stupor Thrashing Wumpus Vampiric Tutor WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??????? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac walks up to Prince RXI and promptly kicks him in the nuts. A sickening crunch is heard and RXI falls down. Ransac is wearing a steel-toed boot.* NOW SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD, I'M SICK OF WATCHING YOU DISTRACT US FROM WATCHING THE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!! On top of that, the nachos you...

I know I'm a little late on this. But, I thought it should wait until Feb. Okay, you all know the rules. Vote for your favorite CPA member. This member MUST have at least one of these qualifications: 1: 250 posts 2: Been a member since Oct. 2000 3: Isn't already a superstar. Okay, you...

*Ransac overhears Daggertooth's interview, then he realizes that his stomach is growling. Desperately in need of food, Ransac results to one, last choice: Eat Eric Roberts. Using some sort of telepathy, He causes Eric Roberts to fly to this Island, where he is promptly beaten and eaten by...

*Ransac runs around practically naked, wearing nothing but napkins he stole from the other team.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*While Teferi is recording his interview, Ransac walks by in the background and waves to the camera.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*While Teferi sleeps in his tent, Ransac sneaks off someplace else to reveal the cards. He leave a puppet as a decoy to keep Teferi distracted.* Ransac, cap trash man

You know, that's not a bad idea. Okay, set list made. The cards are: Fuzzy510, Lord of Fuzziness CPA, home of the crazies Joe's Turtlewax Y the Alien K9Archmage Teferi Azreal, the Soulmaster Nifallor, Ruler of Kairon Swift kick to nodnarb24's butt I will post it within a weeks time...

This place is sick. Just the kind of place that needs sweeping. *Ransac performs, for the first time, his duties of cpa trash man. He sweeps. About 3 seconds later, he stops.* That's enough for now. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Unfortunately for Daggertooth, Ransacs are poisonous.* *Daggertooth grows a large whelt on his butt.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Interview with Ransac.* My team? They're the best. We're kicking butt. The other team? They have problems. One has an obsession with holes. The other...............no comment. Ransac, cpa trash man