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    U/B Aggro-Control aka. wasting time at work...

    I'd rather put Air elemental in instead of Waterspout elemental. You already have Wash out. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Creepy nursery rhymes

    In fifth grade, my teacher gave each of us a nursery ryhme to study, hand in a report, and present it to the class. I got Ring around the Rosey. My teacher thought my report was excellent, but, due to the fact the she didn't about what it meant until I told her, she thought it was inappropriate...
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    DARSH vs. ADEMIS!!!!! STEEL CAGE!!!!!!

    The winner................and NEW Casual Players Wrestling(CPW) champion, DARSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Darsh's music, which sounds like 2 squirrels beating up a senior citizen, starts up. Ransac hands Darsh the belt.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Favorite Wall?

    Wall of Opposition. I used to play four of them in my attacking walls deck. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    BLASPHEMY!

    Prince Rxi...................JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GIVE ME A HEADACHE. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    The mail service is down.

    You dare INsult the cpa-mail system? *Ransac snaps his fingers and everybody is wearing black clothes.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    DARSH vs. ADEMIS!!!!! STEEL CAGE!!!!!!

    It's a great fight brewing up here. Ademis was beating up a guy named Darh, thinking it was Darsh. Darsh has the advantage now and, It looks like Darh is joining in the beating! I better stop that. *Ransac, the referee, kicks Darh in the nuts and snaps his fingers. Darh is outside the cage.*...
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    Planeshift NOW!

    Pie. Perfect. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Death To the DUKe

    Um, DUke? What happened to your opponent? Did he run away like a monkey? Or have you killed him already? Ransac, cpa trash man
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    card collection

    I collect cards that have the magic back on them. All in all, I have close to 25,000 cards with a magic back on them. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    BLASPHEMY!

    TOO MANY WORDS!!!!!! STOP THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Ransac kicks RXI in the nuts.* END OF STORY!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Well I'm not new, however

    Wee willy wilson wants wild wombats wading with wanda's wumpus. What on earth did I post that for? Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Most Off Topic member

    The winner of this poll, with a resounding 43% of the vote, Ransac!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ransac come on down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ransac? Where are you? *Ransac realizes that HE is Ransac.* Oh yeah. I WON!!!!!!!!!!! I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Stupor or Coercion

    Definarely Stupor. Just that much better. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    DARSH vs. ADEMIS!!!!! STEEL CAGE!!!!!!

    *Ransac, coughing and wheezing, sits on his announcement bench.* ~cough~ The fight has begun. Ademis and Darsh are having at each other. The object is not like a regular steel cage match-up. There are no disqualifications. The top of the cage is closed off. You can't leave the cage until you...
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    DARSH vs. ADEMIS!!!!! STEEL CAGE!!!!!!

    *Ransac, covering his eyes from the nakedness of TURD CUTTER, manages to kick TURD CUTTER in the unprotected ball region. TURD CUTTER scream in pain. Ransac laughs and laughs. Ransac then accidentally glances at TURD CUTTER and passes out.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    CPA Reality:2

    *Ransac looks at the holographic illusion of RXI. As it fades away, Ransac snaps his fingers. RXI is teleported there. Ransac kicks him in the nuts ans snaps his fingers again, so that we can see the holographic image of RXI in pain.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Once again, CPA SUPERSTARS!!!!!!!! 4th time

    Hmmm. This isn't that popular anymore. How about the top winner in this vote gets a fried wildebeest on a stick in a pan.............................if I had one to give away. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    CPA Reality:2

    You might have been just joshin, but it was true. Ransac&reg, cpa trash man
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    yo

    I like the feel of warm monkey leather pressed against my skin. Ransac, cpa trash man
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