What quotes do you admire most?

[Istanbul]

TSIA.

What quotes, whether from movies or books or other sources, do you consider the most profound or entertaining or simply quotable?

 

[DÛke]

...smiles at ErinPuff.

Well, Marquis de Sade, although repulsive, I think is great. One of my favorites of all time:

"Imperious, choleric, irascible, extreme in everything, with a dissolute imagination the like of which has never been seen, atheistic to the point of fanaticism, there you have me in a nutshell, and kill me again or take me as I am, for I shall not change." - Sade

 

[NeuroDeus]

I admire the one Lincoln said... the one I used to have as a signutare... I don't remeber it at all...something about nobody will remember what he said here today...

 

[Zhaneel]

I rather like my current sig, as well as this: "Go away. I'm all right." -- Last words of H. G. Wells (1886-1946)

My personal favorites have to be the real everyday quotes such as this one, said by my gym teacher: "Emily, how tall are you in kilograms?"

 

[ErinPuff]

*cackles at DUke*

**flips through quote book**



Here's one..

"One or two grasshoppers hopping around is fine. Five million is scary."

And some more...

"Real men sing countertenor."

"Yeah, I love you, but I have to go to the bathroom!"

"Where's my Dinkle? Who stole my Dinkle? I lost my Dinkle!"

"It'd be kinda cool to have a windmill!"

"Lions and tigers and b- ..elephants."

"Costa Rica is currently considered a small country in the middle of Costa Rica."

"And remember that people can eat beef, but they can't eat the rainforest."

"..and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba-"

"It's like 'When Baritones Attack'!"

uhhh.. I think that's enough now.

 

[Gerode]

"Since you can run, catch, or throw a football, you'll be on the special team." "I'm special!"
-Principal Skinner to Ralph Wiggums

"GARY!"
-Complicated inside joke of mine that lead to the more complicated "SHINY!" joke that you may or may not have heard

Nearly everything at http://slate.msn.com/features/bushisms/bushisms.asp
-George Dubya Bush

"Make your time."
-CATS

I'll have to think of more.

 

[Istanbul]

"True wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing."
- Socrates

 

[Bob]

GERODE!!! Flanders says it to Ralph, not Skinner!!!!!

Anyway, my favorites:

A mind is a terrible thing to have-Me

Don't Lie. The Government doesn't like competition-I forget. I think it was Nanokill

So many idiots, so little ammunition-DT

I sense much beer in you. Beer leads to drunkeness, drunkeness to hangovers and hangovers to...suffering- Also by DT

and some simpsons quotes:

"D'oh'th!"-Homer, to a Amish Guy

"Un-shrink you? Well that would require some kind of Re-Bigulator, with the mathematical complications that would make me let out a chortle! But for you, oh holiest of gods with the wrath and the bloodrain and the hey hey hey it hurts!"-Pr. Frink

 

[Darsh]

KISS-Keep it simple stupid

 

[Istanbul]

"Life IS pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
- Westley, to Buttercup, from Princess Bride

 

[arhar]

"Being the coolest person on the internet is like winning Special Olympics: no matter how well you do, you're still retarded!" - Bonch

 

[superguy]

"Homer: Whew... It was just a dream... That Pro-golf shop over there must've been the pyramid... and that talking coyote must've been that talking dog...
Dog: Hello, Homer. Find your soulmate.
Homer: Wait a second, dogs can't talk!
Dog: Woof-woof!
Homer: Damn straight."

 

[Zadok001]

"The truth is rarely pure, and never simple." --Algernon, to Jack in The Importance of Being Earnest

"If it's stupid but works, it ain't stupid." --Murphy's Laws of Combat

"Way to go, David!" --Eric Lawson, to me, under circumstances that shall not be discussed here

"I got something for you, but the other one's jammed in the chamber..." --I can't remember the source of that one

 

[Istanbul]

"I'm not as look as I dumb."
- Me

 

[Killer Joe]

"Look on the bright side, you could be an Amway salesman."
-my Mother to me one day when I was complaining about being a band director.

 

[ErinPuff]

I'm bored and just woke up an hour ago (got virtually no sleep this weekend--band trip) and so I'm gonna post more inane quotes. A lot of these are from the band trip, which was big fun.

"Oh my God, is there, like, drugs in other countries?"

"I got some chocolate eggs for Easter, and-"
"YOU'RE JEWISH! You don't get Easter candy!"

"So how come when you eat a poppyseed bagel, you don't get high?"

"There are four layers of the atmosphere, but it's not like if you go up in a rocket there'll be a little line there and a sign saying, 'Welcome to the stratosphere!'"

"If your mom's having an affair with my dad, I'll kill you all!"

"I really want hair down to my a**. I'm so never cutting my hair again. Hair grows so slowly, it sucks. I wish I had hair down to my a**!"

"It's called 'Amazon'.. so it's either about the rainforest or big women."

"But why did you put butter in your pocket?"
"Oh, it's a fetish of mine."

"I thought it said 'Liquid Grass,' but it said 'Mardi Gras.'"

"Cotton candy makes my face sticky."

 

[Teferi]

Hmmm good quotes eh

“I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.”-homer simpson

ah yes the simpsons they've given us so much

 

[Multani]

"Femnazi's are scary. Imagine a whore and a stripper having knives, and poison darts clipped to their bras...." -John Dong

"There is no cold. Only an absense of heat."

"The U.S. presidency is an irony. Those who who held its post had great power, but weren't able to use it effectively due to lobbyists, and paperwork..." -John Dong

"We each make our own hell." -Capt. Janeway

"The Bible is for fools who don't know Triginometry or Algebra." -John Dong

"Religion is bad. A religious experience on the other hand, can be either good or bad." -John Dong

"As long as people are different, there will always be prejudice."

"Science is always simple and profound. It is only the half truths that are dangerous." -George Bernard Shaw

"Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition." -Adam Smith

"I have a god. I just spell it N-A-T-U-R-E." -An atheist

"The blind lead the blind. It's the democratic way." -Henry Miller

"It's not me that's smart. It's the material that's easy." -John Dong

"Those who believe gods are benign obviously don't know a thing about Greek Mythology." -John Dong

"A single profound sentence is worth more than a novel of bombastic rhetoric." -John Dong

"In modern society, quantity IS quality." -John Dong

"There is a fine line between realism and pessimism." -John Dong

"Inventions are the result of laziness." -John Dong

 

[DÛke]

...

"How many times would you try to reach into someone, and be rejected? Does it depend on that someone? No, it shouldn't though...it depends on how many times you want to lose your dignity..."

 

[Ransac]

"You dare offer me your decadent, western pie?"

*Ninja slices people in half.*

"I feel your pain. Alas, I do not care."


-Inquest comic, forget which issue, though.



Ransac, cpa trash man