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You need to drop something, possibly a flametounge kavu, to add 1 more llanowar elves. You NEED at least 7 birds/elves to have a succesfull Fires deck. Ransac, cpa trash man

The correct answer was Shawn Michaels Question Whatever(I lost count): Why are gay people gay? A: Because they eat pretzels B: They like monkies C: They have six kids D: A jar of almonds Ransac, cpa trash man

Qhat do you mean by that, T.I.C.M.?? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac runs through the crowd and puts three lead rabbits right outside the ring. He then leaves.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Cards in binders: About 700 Cards in carrying boxes: About 2000-3000 Cards just laying around in plastic bin boxes with nothing better to do than lay around in a plastic bin box:30,000-40,000 Total: Anywhere from 32,700-43,700 Ransac, cpa trash man

*Sniff* That is probably the best compliment I have ever heard directed towards the CPA. Ransac, cpa trash man

Spinal Villian's creature type was the best. His creature type was......villian. And he is the only one with it. Ransac, cpa trash man

Qelcome! Okay, enough monkey-talk. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the Theorgg's washroom. Also, here's your bunny slippers, your invitation to watch Fuzzy510 get poked, and you key to the super, secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the...

*Ransac kicks out.* Note:This is cool. Finally, someone who really knows wrestling for me to fight. *Ransac is groggy and is knocked down again by Dementia. Ransac goes down and snaps his fingers. A black-tarp covers Dementia so he is distracted long enough for Ransac to regain his bearings.*...

Anybody else have any ideas? Ransac, cpa trash man

JR: Fortunately for Ransac, he made a lead version of himself for Dementia to run into. Ouch, that's gotta hurt. Paul H: GORE!!!! GORE !!! GORE!!!! *JR smack Paul upside the head.* Paul H:Ouch! *Ransac dances the pigeon. Dementia falls down unconscious. Ransac covers him. The Ref counts.*...

Seeing as how Namielus was blown away faster than lightning and urzamasterpimp lost to inactivity, I'll keep them busy with this match. The winner of this match will ref the title match between the tournament winner and the winner between RXI and Riva. Ransac, cpa trash man

The 3 ??? should be Fires of Yavimaya. Think about it, Obliterate everything and then attack your defenseless opponent! It's brilliant! Ransac, cpa trash man

Why not just put an Equilibrium or 3 in the deck? That turns your Mystic snake into a 2GUU counterspell that always returns to your hand. Ransac, cpa trash man

THE BUTLER DID IT!!!!! Jenkins: No, I didn't, sir. KILL THE BUTLER!!!!!!!!! Jenkins: Oh, crap. *The Off-Topic elite kill Jenkins, the butler.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Let's begin this massacre!!!! *Ransac snaps his fingers and is wearing black clothes, Neo style.* Yeah, baby. Ransac, cpa trash man

Continueing from my fighting post: .......3!!!!! RANSAC WINS!!!!!!! Actually, I just realized it's ben longer than 3 days since he last posted. That breaks one of the rules! I win via disqualification! Ransac, cpa trash man

The winner of this match will fight the winner of the whole tournament for the CPW Title. Make your own rules, except this one I'll make. 1. This fight cannot be longer than 50 posts. If it is, I shall decide the winner. Ransac, cpa trash man

Okay, FIGHT!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Wait a sec. I have an idea. *Ransac hits Dementia in the head with a lead rabbit. Dementia goes down and maraud covers him.* Ref: 1.....2..... *Ransac hits maraud on the back of the head with the lead rabbit, as well. Maraud slumps over. Ransac then puts Dementia's arm over maraud and...