Prince RXI vs. Riva Iron-grip in a No.1 Contender match

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
The winner of this match will fight the winner of the whole tournament for the CPW Title. Make your own rules, except this one I'll make.

1. This fight cannot be longer than 50 posts. If it is, I shall decide the winner.



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Volraths_bane

Guest
Come on people.....I wanna know who I will be battling in the finals ;)
 
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Prince RXI

Guest
*RXI teleports into the room*

So, I see that I have missed the fight in the new tournement, oh well. Hey, Riva!!! Are we going to fight for the number ne or what?

*RXI unzips the air and takes out a bag*

AAHH:) long time no see, armor.

*RXI pulls out his armor and puts it on. RXI picks up his sword and shield. RXI stands like he has 14 convulsing gerbels up is arse*

That feels very wierd, wait... RANSAC!!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO INTO MY ROOM!!!!! AND WHAT'S WITH THE 13 GERBELS AND 1 WEASEL?!?!?!?!?!?!





Prince RXI, burps and the gerbels and weasel go flying out of his belly button
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
HUGE DISCOVERY!!!!!


I have realized that Riva Iron-Grip has not posted anything since May 23rd! With that in mind, this match can't be like this!!!!



Therefore, I shall require a suitable replacement.


*Ransac pulls a random name out of a hat.*


Menolikeygurus. Would you take the place of Riva Iron-Grip?



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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menolikeygurus

Guest
I humbly accept the honor...

:shakes hands w/ prince...whack! walker shot to the head!!

C'Mon!!!!! BRING IT!!!!!
 
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Nutsac

Guest
<BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK CUZ NUTSAC IS HERE!!!!!!>


.........................NUTSAC........................
 
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menolikeygurus

Guest
sadly I must concede this match as I will not be able to participate...good luck in the finals prince.
 
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Prince RXI

Guest
wait... it's over? damn. And there goes my sickening B.U.T.T. blast too:( Oh well.





Prince RXI, everyone is falling down... dead
 
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menolikeygurus

Guest
I just learned that I will be able to do our match, that is if you are still up for it prince
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
I say that he is up to it. And if he isn't, I'll hit him with a wet noodle.

FIGHT ON!!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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menolikeygurus

Guest
ok,

I will get this started....

Hey Prince! Want a hot dog?

SURE!

Here ya go!

Thanks!

No prob!

Whack, Thwack! THUMP! :shoves 2 more hot dogs down princes throat:

WANT ANY MORE!?!?!?!?!?

C"MON!!!!





Anyone else want some hot dogs?
 
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menolikeygurus

Guest
WHERE THE HELL IS PRINCE?!?!!?


AFRAID?!?!?!

PLEASE SOMEBODY BUY A HOT DOG!!!
 
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Daggertooth

Guest
*Daggertooth walks into the room very confused.:confused:*

Hmmm, I must have taken a wrong turn at that last website. I wasn't trying to get to MTGnews.

:eek:
Wait a second.... RXI, Blod, Menolikeygurus, ransac, and others in the same room?!?!?!?!?! :eek: Where am I?!?!?

I leave for a few days and the dojo syndrom merges MTGnews and the CPA!?!?!?! :eek:


Ow, Ow, Ow. My poor head is hurting. Somebody help, WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!!
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Ahem, *cough* I mean..um.... Go RXI!!!!!


Daggertooth
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Allow me to explain.


Somehow, menolikeygurus, BLoD, and a few others found their way to this site. Looking at BLoD's "new member" thread, I found my way to their site. I start talking about the CPA and about 15 more have joined here as well.


It's an invasion. We're invading each other and we'll soon have our 2 sites corner the magic strategy site market. MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Chernobyl Hamster

Guest
*Hamster picks up a chair to throw at someone, but it melts. Hamster picks up a cucumber to throw at someone, but it melts.Hamster picks up Ransac, but he melts*
Hmm.. Wait a minute! I think i see a pattern here!AHh! I have an idea that will solve our crisis!
*Hamster picks up MTGnews to throw at someone, but it melts*
YEAH! Victory!
 
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menolikeygurus

Guest
the pattern is.....that you pick stuff up? :confused: too many hot dogs....


anyway..is prince gonna fight or what?


ok...all hot dogs on sale!!!!!
 
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Prince RXI

Guest
*RXI Gulps and swallows the hot dogs* Tasty! *RXI turns to everyone and closes the portal behind him*

sorry bout that, been playin the god, old D2(diablo 2 for all those people that don't play) for a long time, and I brought my stuff with me.

*RXI takes out a Lance and stabs Menolikeygurus with the dull end (which is covered with blades down the sides) and turns it*

Try me, Nolikeygurus boy :D I will use the D2 in my soul now.





Prince RXI, chants the skill battle orders
 
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