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*William doesn't take too kindly to getting his butt whooped and downloads porn on his cyber-computer.* Ransac, cpa trash man

J.R.: IT'S MICK FOLEY! HE'sS RUNNING THROUGH THE CROWD WITH HIS REF SHIRT ON AND OOHHH!!!!!!! HEHITS DEMENTIA ON THE HEAD WITH THE LEAD RABBIT!!!!!!!! *Dementia and Nutsac are both knocked out. However, Ransac has no clue why Dementia attacked this innocent spectator or why he even attempted...

Sorry. Just remembered that it never goes off. But, that's besides the point. I have a double screen tv. Ransac, cpa trash man

I enjoy Who's line is it anyway. I also watch the Spice channel, occasionally. Actually, change that to very often. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac wants his friend to join.* Introducing, William, the cyber hedge-hog!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

I can't find anything to watch, nowadays(besides WWF). Isn't anything good on television, anymore?? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac snaps his fingers and a black bag appears around his shoulder.* I love doing that. *Ransac then pulls a parchment out of the bag.* Hmm, it says here that the "nickname speech", previously given by Zadok001 and Fuzzy510, was given many, many more times than my welcome speech...

You should have around 2-3 wurms in the deck because if you have them when you obilerate, your opponent will literally concede. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac takes the bottle of cheap liquor, drinks it, and then eats the flaming rag.* *The next day, people are still trying to find his rectum.* Rectum Blast 1R Instant Deal three damage to target creature. Then, deal 3 damage to that creature's controller. Then, deal 3 damage to yourself...

Exactly, Spiderman. Hey, can I see those web-shooters? Ransac, cpa trash man

*See apology and explanation in our fight.* Ransac, cpa trash man

If you were going to take a trip, why didn't you say so? I would have been patient, just like you were when I went to Hawaii. The only thing I saw, though, was you not posting for the time I said would get you disqualified. Ransac, cpa trash man

It's probably the oxygen. Ransac, cpa trash man

Gosh, I sparked a CULT with my villian! Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac clones the cowboy and taps it, himself.* Kay-kiokio cowboy Kay-kiokio-hoo Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy, under the moon. I was ridin' my horse by the Rio Grandee and all o' them coyotes singing in a prairie symphony. I was ridin' my horse down by the Rio Grandee when I...

Hmm, invitation getting old? That's very discomforting. Let's try it this way. *Ransac re-welcomes menolikeygurus.* Welcome. Please watch the ceiling fan as it keeps falling down on you. Ah-HAH, here's your seat and you get a fish down your pants as well. Doesn't have a nice, consistent...

I was thinking about that idea after I posted it and now I really want to build that deck!!!!! That combo can be DEVESTATING!!!!!! I mean, think about it! When you Obliterate and your creatures become black and can attack, it'll take your opponent at least 4 turns to make a decent defense...

WHew! At least I keep my point! Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm confused and have no clue how to set this up. Can anybody give me a "downloading shtuff for dummies" version of how to do this? Ransac, cpa trash man

Take him, definitely. Canopy spider is a wimpy, big-butted bear that can jump. For TWO mana, even. Not a lot of cards can boast power like that. In a constructed deck, he usually gets overlooked due to his.......well, lack of enthusiam. He just sits there waiting for something to hit him...