Maraud vs. Volrath's Bane: Tournament Rnd 2

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Volraths_bane

Guest
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry..had to get that out of my system. It's been awhile since crush Nameilus's trachea with his own fake spine and it's been building up :)

Bane walks up, with his newly mended Bad Pan in hand and Nameilus's busted artificial spine on his belt like a bullwhip.

No one is here...dang

Bane takes out the spine and starts cracking it kaking whip sounds..Whap..Whap.

My Bed Pan is bored...bring it on Mauron!
 
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Volraths_bane

Guest
I wanted my own nickname for you MAuron!!! :p

****BONG****

BED PAN TO THE HEAD BABY!!!!!
 
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maraud234

Guest
Let's keep this simple, V.B. My fight with Dementia included long posts with alo....some thought put into them. I don't want to think too hard in this one. So.....

*surfboard to the kneecap.*
 
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Volraths_bane

Guest
Very well....no long weird stuff...onto the battle

OWWWW...damn surfboard!!!!!

V_b takes his spine whip and wraps it around Mauron's leg and yanks it to take him down.

He then flips Mauron onto his belly, graps both his legs, and pulls them up into an elevated crab aka The Walls of Jericho .

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!!!!!!!!
 
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maraud234

Guest
Ahhhh!!!!!!!

It hurts, it hurts!

*does a weird thing with his legs, and flips VB.*
*jumps in the air to do a people's elbow.*
 
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Volraths_bane

Guest
Bane rolls out of the way and puts the bed pan of fate in the way...maraud lands elbow first on the pan.

Bong!!!!!!!

If you smellalalalalala what the bed pan is coooking!!!!!

ewwwww!!!!

I then stradle your back and use my razor sharp artificial spine for leverage across your neck for the CAMEL CLUTCH!!!!
 
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maraud234

Guest
What you don't see is my tatoo on my back(it is pretty cool, in fact). Ummmmmm.......I forgot what the tatoo had to do with anything.

*pulls out a rabid hamster*

Go, Boo, go.

*Boo is in fact, a minature giant space hamster. And he bites away at VB's eyes, making him get off Maraud.*

*punches VB in the gut.*

BTW. The first person to name which game Boo comes from, gets a pat on the back.
 
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maraud234

Guest
Good job, I just beat it too, and it was an awesome game. I'm going to go buy Tales of The Sword Coast and try to beat that one too.
 
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Volraths_bane

Guest
ARGHH IT JUST LIKE THE BUNNIES!!!!!!

VB takes Boo off his face and chuck him to the ground...then brings out his counter measures....

Harvey THe Wonder Hampster!!!!!!

Harvey and Boo go off to battle their own battle while Bane grabs his BEd Pan and does a flying Bed pan plated elbow to Maruad while is is busy discussing video games with our friendly neighborhood webslinger.

BONG!!!!!

Down on the groud BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG!!!!!!

EAT IT!!!! EAT IT!!! (not the song ;))

Hook up the legs and slingshot into a nearby brick wall
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac runs through the crowd and puts three lead rabbits right outside the ring. He then leaves.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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maraud234

Guest
that really hurt

Hey, look of there!

VB-"huh?"

*runs up to VB, and squishes him into a ball about the size of a bowling ball.*

Three lead rabbits? Let's see if I can knock them down.

*bowls with Vb, Vb hits the first lead rabbit, but doesn't knock any of them down.*

I guess lead is pretty heavy

*jumps on Vb, performs a crossface cradle.*

ref- "1...2......
 
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menolikeygurus

Guest
:Heavy Breathing:
Did I miss it?

Whew...Boo and Harvey are still fightning...good...

I have 4000 spacebucks on Harvey...
 
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Volraths_bane

Guest
Nah...you dodn't miss much..OOOOWWWWW!!!!!

Goddamn Bunnies!!..sob...I HAVE THE BUNNIES SOOOO MUCH!!!!

You may have me in the Crossface...but you forgot one vital thing...I FIGHT DIRTY!!!!!!

VB frees his hand and pans Maruad in Nutz.

MAruad jumps to his feet and hops around it agony ...VB debowling balls, gets up, reaches out, and gets Mauron in his patented Modified Scrotal Deathlock!

Anyone thirsty...I'm juicin some grapefruits..MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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JEBUS

Guest
*looks at the peanut vendor*

I hate peanuts

*hits the peanut vendor in the nuts, sends him flying into the sun*

Talk about ironic.

*starts to hum a very annoying song*

A little too ironic....
 
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maraud234

Guest
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

That hurts, but you forgot to do womething about my hands and feet.

*punches V.B. in the face repeadidly, and then takes his leg, and promptly places it at high speed into V.B.'s testicular region. now both contestants are rolling around on the ground in pain.*

Ahhhhh!

V.B.-"Ahhhh!"

*climbs over to V.B., and hits him with his surfboard.*
 
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menolikeygurus

Guest
AWWWW....

I wanted some peanuts....wheres that hot dog guy??

GO HARVEY!!!
 
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