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You are thinking of Steven Richards. Ransac, cpa trash man

I give you a hand shack, even though I have no idea what a hand shack is. So, I'll try my best. *Ransac drives down to Home Depot and buys a tool shack without the tools. Then, he runs around the store with scissors and cuts peoples' hands off. Ransac then presents Nodnarb the shack filled...

Have you considered Equilibrium? With this enchantment in play, your Mystic Snake CAN become a 5cc reusable counterspell. Ransac, cpa trash man

Okay, I'm getting bored nowadays and I figured that new expansions of my cards would cheer me up. Everybody and Anybody, submit your ideas for these sets, I'm gonna need a lot of them, I'm looking for about 60-80 cards per set. What I want is: 1. Cpa members whose posts excell in one or both...

I'm in. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Maraud looks up from the stands sees Dementia with a steel chair again. Suddenly, Ransac appears again and throws playing cards at both Dementia and Maraud. Their bodies are extensively cut up and racked with pain.* This battle is nearing the point where it needs to be over. End it...

Okay, I think Spiritmonger is good, but not as good as morphling, even though Morphling can't kill Spiritmonger. I believe that the Oath decks should keep their Morhplings in it because of it's versitility and flexibilty(heh-heh, they mean basically the same thing). Ransac, cpa trash man

The answer is D. Note: I hope you guys haven't thought I've abandoned you when I was in Hawaii. Question 6: What is the name of the first "Grand Slam" champion in the WWF? A: Bret Hart B: Shawn Michaels C: Triple H(Hunter Hurst Helmsley) D: Ransac and the posse of little American Weasels on...

Great job!!!!!!!!! I wish I wasn't a scrub. Ransac, cpa trash man

Pie-Eater!!!!!!!!! Where in the shplat have you been? Ransac, cpa trash man

*What urzamasterpimp THOUGHT was Ransac was actually, in fact, a life-size stand-up of David Hasselhoff. Ransac sneaks behind urzamasterpimp and gives him a good, swift kick between the legs.* And I'm wearing a steel boot. No, not just steel-toed. A steel boot. *urzamasterpimp falls down...

I voted for U/W control simply because it's a deck I like. However, you should take all of your decks with you to the tournament, see what people are playing, and play with the deck that YOU feel will do the best against the majority. Ransac, cpa trash man

Welcome! Okay, enough yacking. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the hippopotamus men's room. Also, here's your invitation to watch Fuzzy510 get poked, your bunny slippers, and your key to the super secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the...

Look at my new monkey!!!! *A paper-tapioca monster in the shape of a monkey arises and hits Ransac with a spoon.* Ouch! Ransac, cpa trash man

I'M HOME!!!!! Well, actually I've been home for almost a day now, but this is the first time I could use the computer. Did'ya miss me.......even though I was still posting from Hawaii? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac makes fun of the way the mechs' colors clash with the scenary and are totally unfashionable in this day-and-age. He is promptly squished by a ukeleile.* Ransac, cpa trash man

And, seeing as how I live in Atlanta, I would have been shot, maimed, and killed if I answered the latter. Plus, the little girl is starting to annoy me. Ransac, not quite home yet

Okay, now I'm back at the Delta Crown Club where I started my hawaiian mission. I tried to find some non-life on the way here, but it was not to be. I'm sure that on the big island of Hawaii, magic exists. But, not on the smaller islands. I am now completely over the sickness and will be home...

Last Hawaii Update: I leave for home today and conclude my expedition by saying that there are no hardcore gamers in the Hawaiian Island of Kauai(Hawaiian Mage, you are doing a horrible job). In addition, yesterday I went Kayaking and it was pretty cool. I have been spending most of my time...

*Ransac appears, even though he is in the middle of fighting urzamasterpimp, and speaks.* I'm enjoying this match so much, let's add something. *Ransac adds 300 phyrexian, razor-edged, rabid rabbits.* They don't have any preference in the fight, they're just hungry. Ransac, cpa trash man