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*Ransac covers his eyes and launches Roseanne(pre-diet years) in a bunny suit.* Ransac, cpa trash man

That reminds me of a deck I used to play. However, the key differences are that I didn't play creatures, fact or fiction, and tsabo's web, but I DID play howling mines, arcane laboratories, and a different configuration of counterspells. Ransac, cpa trash man

How in the blue moo am I coming out on top? I mean, the only person beating me is that Other guy. Who is he? I've never heard of him! Ransac, cpa trash man

I had a Bo Jackson poster! *Everyone looks at Ransac and frown at him for being stupid.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac is still out of his funk enough to porperly welcome someone.* Someone pulled the fire alarm at 3:15 AM this morning. When someone has a definite name, he/she's gonna be walking around with three shoes: Two on his/her feet and one in his/her oink. Welcome. Ransac

*Ransac dresses Prince Rxi up as a three-toed sloth(technically a farm animal if you are on crack) and launches him.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Dear? I'm gonna hang that poster above the crib okay? Ransac's Wife: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!! *Ransac's wife turns Super Saiyan Level 12 and frowns at Ransac.* Never mind, Dear. Ransac, cpa trash man

The poodle humped my leg I stuffed it in a keg I gave it to some college frats They drink it like the beer is at Ransac, cpa trash man

HEY! One of John O.'s decks made it!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm a fan of Stronghold cards, so I'll say Revenant. Ransac, cpa trash man

When I have a son, he will have that poster, so long as I can find it and my wife will allow me to hang it over the crib:D. Ransac, cpa trash man

I think I ate the poodle I jump on the raisin strudel. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Just as Azreal is about to hit, Ransac sidesteps him and Azreal crashes to the ground.* Hmmm, good idea on replacement ammo. *Ransac loads the battered body of Azreal and launches him towards Azreal's side.* Hope you enjoy the landing. Ransac, cpa trash man

Wow, you didn't use any salsa for the gorilla? *Ransac eyes the peeps and opens his mouth. He devours all 176.2 peeps and digests them immediately.* HOLD YOUR BREATH, AZREAL! *Ransac lets loose a tremendous fart that knocks all lifeforms unconscious within a 20 mile radius. The only two not...

<we apologize for the lack of a welcome presentation by Ransac, but the said individual is tired and not fully awake to probably welcome somebody. Please send this man some SoBe to wake him up> Ransac, cpa trash man

1. Yes, but I'd be hesitant about it. 2.In a sense, yes and no. Since I have never considered that possibility, I would find it strange. However, I understand that cannibalism is a way of life for others and I accept that. 3. Of course, for the same reason the previous two have gave. 4. Yes...

*Ransac, wondering how Azreal got the gorilla to sit still long enough to put the chicken suit, launches a rooster at the gorilla. They explode in mid-air.* Two can play that game! *Ransac launches a Blue Whale dressed up like a pig(I got the ref's permission on that one).* Ransac, cpa...

I like everthing.......except techno, polka, country, and any music brought out by boy bands and pop girls. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac, who is recovering from the horse landing on him(there you go), starts to laughs when he sees all of the chickens land next to VB. After a while, he musters up the strength to launch a sow and a sheepdog.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac laughs as the chickens fall by him harmlessly.* HAH-HAH-HAH!!!!! THEY ALL MISSED ALL 78 OF TH......wait a minute. There's only 77 of them here. *Ransac jumps as the final chicken impales his left butt cheek. While running around like an idiot, he launches a bull at Azreal and a horse...