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    You thought the last of me was seen!

    Don't worry, Evan. I don't think that any mo.......LOOK OUT FOR THAT WILDEBEEST!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man
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    God Damnit

    FINALLY!!!!!!!!! EVAN MANN HAS POSTED SOMEWHERE ELSE BESIDES HIS OFF TOPIC THREAD!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man
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    I'm mad and wanna fight!

    *Ransac starts to worry about the 3 and a half cows heading towards him.* My piglets! Where are my piglets? *Ransac finds his piglets and throws four of them at the cows. Three of the cows blow up in mid air, but the final piglet misses the half cow. It hits Ransac on the foot.*...
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    You thought the last of me was seen!

    Sooo, are you going to look out for that anvil, or what? Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Theron Martin suspended for five years!

    To be honest, I feel sorry for the guy. I don't know him, and to be honest I haven't heard of him before, but I feel sorry that he must quit this great game due to someone elses misdeeds. Just sad. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Overrun Is Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Overrun + Kobolds = one very embarrassed opponent. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    happy birthday to me, I shall now have some tea.

    Awwwww, you look so pretty. Is that why you like wearing dresses?(love that 1st grade humor) Ransac, cpa trash man AND may not be the prettiest, but is damn sure the sexiest. P.S. If you want, you can be the sexiest for one day.
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    You thought the last of me was seen!

    Evan, evan! We're not laughing at yOU! We're laughing with you(what kind of B.S. reason is that?) Seriously, though. The people at this site rip on each other all the time. Just......LOOK AT FOR THAT ANVIL!!!!! Too late. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    You thought the last of me was seen!

    Yeah, that's about the jist of it. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    MTGnews full Odd spoiler

    Shadowmage Infiltrator 1UB Creature-Wizard ~this~ can't be blocked except by artifact and/or black creatures. When ~this~ deals damage to a player, draw a card. 1/3 Wait a minute......Isn't this card the one that Finkel created? The one that was going to be called Dark Elfkin? Oh, and...
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    MTGnews full Odd spoiler

    THE ORIGINAL CREATUREBALL HAS FINALLY BEEN PRINTED!!!!! Ivy Elemental XG Creature-Elemental Ivy Elemental comes into play with X +1/+1 counters on it. 0/0 This is originally what was supposed to be in Krakkilin's placed in Tempest, but it was changed in playtesting. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    I am EVIL!!!!

    See, there. Nyah. And spidey's pcd just went up(if ever so slightyl). And last year, when I started. My job's schedule wasn't that demanding, so when I wasn't at work, playing magic or video games, or socializing, I was here participating on whatever was random. I don't believe that I was a...
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    happy birthday to me, I shall now have some tea.

    Little did that woman know that she just gave birth to the greatest threat to sanity that mankind had ever heard of..............actually, no. My mother lays claim to that. Happy Birthday, you panter-nanny. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    I'm mad and wanna fight!

    *Ransac, who just snapped out of the trance, calls for a judge.* Ref: It's illegal. Only farm animals may be use as weapons and they must be launched by catapult. Therefore I will.... Ransac; CANCEL THE DAMAGE!!!!! CANCEL THE DAMAGE!!! Ref: ....give you a warning. Ransac: Dang. *Azreal...
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    I am EVIL!!!!

    How did you rate how fast the post count was? Did you count posts that don't count? Because if you didn't, then you wouldn't even be close. Your pcd(post count per day) was only 2.59. Mine is around 3.87 and, check this out, Spiderman's is 7.94. I think the people with that are listed in the top...
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    I'm mad and wanna fight!

    NOT THE DREADED PEEP!!!!!!!!! *Ransac launches a pikachu and launches it at the peep. Once again, they explode on impact.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    I am EVIL!!!!

    Um, you don't have 666 posts any more, so you are just a scrub again. You are an extraordinary scrub, but a scrub nonetheless. And I think I got 666 posts in a half a years time. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Beyond Balderdash: Question 16 Final Answer and Scores

    Someone finally picked my choice! Ransac, cpa trash man
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    You thought the last of me was seen!

    Your words do not fret your openings I must protest for it is the kumquat lisenced fiend that sees the the open possibility You are but a punching bag a wooden rock with scag That I poke fun at with flies But not when I see the skies (A.k.a. No personal reason why I am attacking you. You...
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    MTGnews full Odd spoiler

    I love blue in this set. Syncopate(jesus I love this card, thank you R&D for making more counterspells) Time Stretch(a bit pricy, but devatating if it resolves. 2 extra draw steps, 2 extra attack phases. Imagine the possiblities. Now, the trick is getting it to resolve.) Peek(not only is...
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