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DOWN WITH PANTS!!!!!!! DOWN WITH KILTS!!!!!! TUBE SOCKS ARE WHERE IT'S AT!!!!!!!!! *Ransac walks into the room, wearing nothing but a tube sock covering himself.* Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm bored. I haven't done this in a while. And I want to do something fun on the CPA. SO, with that in mind, LET THE QUESTIONS BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!! Question 1: If you had to choose one of these things for any reason, which one would you choose? A.Fred Durst B.A pile of poo-poo C.A copy of "Steal...

I still can't believe that my "villian" deck didn't make it. Ransac, cpa trash man

Not only do they have the best winning average in American League history, but they came one win short of breaking the best record in MLB history. And, even though they didn't break it, they tied it. *Ransac smiles as he looks at his old Mariners bumper sticker on his car.* I knew they'd make...

From what I read, Bin Laden survived the attacks. It's on Yahoo.com, if you want to check that. It must have been a tough decision for Blair and Bush to make, but I understand it. After supplying sufficient evidence to the Taliban, they still did not hand over Bin Laden. May God have Mercy...

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Ransac, cpa trash man

Welcome! *Everybody stares at Ransac, waiting and hoping that he'll finally do a complete new member welcome.* What? Ransac, cpa trash man

Dark-blonds of the CPA......UNITE!!!!!! We have had too much oppression already fro myou redheads!!!!! *Everybody stares at Ransac and they start pulling out guns.* Um.....nevermind. Ransac, cpa trash man

One time, I saw a bunny hop. Ransac, cpa trash man

Boo-hoo. Only one person wants to meet me. Obviously, I'd like to meet Zadok and Duke. I'd also like to meet all of the Off Topic Elite: Salacious Crumb(K9archmage), Bob, H-Mage, T.I.C.M., etc. I'd like to meet Apollo , cuz heez kewl. I've already met Theorgg, Chaos Turtle, Sole Specter, and...

That reminds me of the time we found a tarantula in our house. My friend, Trevor, and I had just taped ourselves play some baseball in the Cul-De-Sac and had sat down to watch the tape. While watching, Trevor felt a scraping against his ear. He turned his head and saw a tarantula attempting to...

*Ransac throws a basketball at bloit's head. As it hits, it makes a "bloit" sound.* Hee-hee. Ransac, cpa trash man

I don't know if you've heard of it, but it's called the Casual Players Alliance. It's pretty cool, except for this scrub named Wonka(j/k). Ransac, cpa trash man

You play the sax? *Ransac imitates Homer Simpson trying to play the saxophone.* Sax-I-Ma-Phone!!!!!!!! Sax-I-Ma-Phone!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac wraps up his recently used jock strap.* Yeah, thanks! Ransac, cpa trash man

RRRRRAAAAAARRrRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! No NO!!!!!! NO Spears for the talking When will the gas begin? I tried to talk back once......ONCE!!!!!! The antichrist is Lays brand potato chips. When will the dogs be put back GRAMMInA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Shaka-zulu in the house...

SM!!!!!!! WASSUP!!!!!!! Um, if you're wondering why I kinda stopped posting at MTGNews.com, to be honest, it got boring. No offense. But, as usual, I shall welcome the newbies. Welcome! Okay, enough jibba-jabba. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the bottomless pit of...

Hey, it sucks, but life goes on. *The rest of the CPA frowns at Ransac for repeating what everybody else has been saying.* On a side note, I thought Carnivorous plant has always been a wall. If not, why would Erhnam Djinn be played over that? They ARE the same casting cost. Ransac, cpa...

Was it anyone we knew, Theorgg? Ransac, cpa trash man P.S. TEAM LOSER LIVES ON!!!!!!

I'm ranked #1 on my side of the closet. I think that's cool. Ransac, cpa trash man