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Seattle is kinda depressing, seeing as how it's almost always overcast there. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac frantically runs around, tags Azreal back in, runs out of ring, and leaves the arena, never to be heard of again.............that is, until the next time he's heard of.* Ransac, cpa trash man

"Curses! Hey? That felt GOOD! It's, uh, like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Ransac, cpa trash man

Loafing Giant: It's not Type II. Dark Ritual is no longer in Type II. Ransac, cpa trash man P.S. 1600th post!

*Ransac enters the ring and remembers that he is still on fire.* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *Ransac stops, drops, and rolls.* Ransac, cpa trash man

I am Mark Wanich. And I do not seek the holy grail for I already have one! *Ransac runs off with the holy grail.* Ransac, cpa trash man

DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!! THE WINNER OF THE MYSTERY OPPONENT MATCH............DAGGERTOOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac, on fire, runs around like a chicken with it's head cut off.* AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

*All of the sudden, Ransac walks in and eats some tacos. For some miraculous reason, CAMDEX is brought back to life by this.* Hmm, I don't like people dying. CIAO! *Ransac makes a triumphant retreat.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Note: Azreal's arm grew back, but you probably could've kicked out anyway. *Ransac, who strength is almost all the way back, drinks a sprite. A limo drives into the arena and gives Ransac a huge sack of $5,000 dollars, all in nickels.* Heads up! *Ransac enters the ring and hits ElGato over...

BUDDY!!!!!!!! WASSUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Ransac wets himself out of joy.* Um, I gave your room away. You'll have to beat up a newbie for his if you want a new one. Ransac, cpa trash man

You did the right thing, YJ. Like everybody has said, it was a tournament. You want to win. You didn't cheat, you just followed the rules. It's his fault that he forgot about the Mongrel's ability. I had a similar incident at a draft last week. I was on the beating of a lifetime, because my...

Jebus Schist, that is the funniest article I've read in years. And, the ECW references is a huge plus. Ransac, cpa trash man

K9ARCHMAGE!!!!!!! *Ransac dances the happy dance, then notices that he has 10 minutes to get to his theory finals and runs away.* Ransac, cpa trash man

CLEAR!!!!!!! *Ransac throws a grenade and blows a hole into the ground. Ransac then puts a door in front of the hole and a cot inside it.* Here's your new room. Enjoy! Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac runs in and delivers the nu-buster to Everyone's mascot. Ransac then makes a triumphant retreat.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Quick note: No, I'm not ruling anything. But, Prince RXI, please stop referring to your opponents actions as God Moding. It shows poor sportsmanship to say it out loud in public. If you wish to complain about the way your opponent is attacking, pm me and I will decide for myself if they are are...

*Ransac snaps his fingers. Azreal not only has himself a new arm, but the arm has a black, expensive-looking glove on it, now. Plus, the arm Azreal's was beating ElGato with is now wearing a black gauntlet.* I love doing that. *Ransac sits down at his corner to catch his breath.* Ransac...

*Ransac gets jealous at DUke for being in a band and having fun doing so.* Hmph. Cool, man. If I had the ability to listen to music on my campus computers, I'd listen to your songs. But, until then, I'll just pout. Hmph. Ransac, cpa trash man

*GOD'S RULING* Prince RXI, this is a chain match. That is a legal move. You are allowed to tied your opponent up in the chains if you please. Reference-Jericho vs. Saturn 1999-Dog Collar(Chain) match- Saturn tied up Jericho in the chain to counteract the Lion Tamer. The ref did nothing to stop...