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Are you saying that you're......*GASP!!!!!*...........prejudice against midget chimps!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Bobo! *Bobo, the monkey, runs out and knocks Svenmonkey unconscious with a wet noodle.* That's.....not what I meant Bobo. I wanted you to hug him. Oh well. *Ransac sets a Hershey...

He's got connections. Ransac, cpa trash man

After another horrible night of rejection at the clubs(again), Svenmonkey decides that he needs a confidence booster. So, he purchases some "enhancement" pills. After a few weeks, he noticed that his formally "Craw-like Wurm" is looking more beefier than usual. "Oh yeah!", exclaimed...

I'd like to say yes, but I'll have to say no. As horrible as he may have been, everything happens for a purpose, no excuses. I don't want to mess with history. Ransac, cpa trash man

That's right. After an unpredictable loss in the 2000 presidential election(and after spending the last two years trying to find where monkey ran off to), I am starting my presidential campaign early, so I can get a head start. As president I vow to use more popcorn makers in the topic of...

Azreal one day realized that his day as pope were numbered. So, disguised as a giant french fry, he makes his escaped to india, where he is captured by baboons and beaten nightly. Eventually, he met someone named Shaharazad, or Master P, for short. Master P freed him, though it took a lot of...

..........that nobody wants to eats light bulbs for a living? There a fortune to be made!!!!! ..........that a gopher in a sack of gold is still a gopher. Really! ..........that those involved in activities that involve defacation of statues resembling royality often have the first name...

That's right, after dilly-dallying most of the year from my duties over the resident crazy guy. I'm determined to make up for it. So now, we start the process. Here's what we do. You give me a magic card(pre-onslaught, please) and I'll try to incorporate you into a story that has something...

Mountain, Dwarven Pony. BOO-YAH!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Send me a ballot. Most Insane and Village Idiot? YES!!!!!! MORE AWARDS FOR ME!!! Note: Before I was the CPA trash man, my tag was the Village Idiot. Ransac, cpa trash man

After spending a half an hour comtemplating each question, i recieved this score: Proving me to be THE CPA freak. Applesauce. Ransac, cpa trash man

*After regaining consciousness after witnessing Theorgg's tomfoolery, Ransac makes a statement towards theorgg.* I won't be able to get that poster. I'm not heading to the pre-release. Ransac, cpa trash man

Internet is once again back online in my apartment. HUZZAH!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

I beg to differ. I am a real man........because I go pee-pee standing up. :D Ransac, cpa trash man

My computer just contracted a virus that effected every program file in my computer. SO......until my dad sends me the boot disk, my computer is a large paperweight, leaving me with no internet in my room again, for the time. Ransac, cpa trash man

Thank you. Thank you all. Oh and, Svenmonkey...... *Ransac clobbers Svenmonkery over the head with a bronze gerbil.* The name's not Susan. Ransac, cpa trash man

After about 3 weeks of school with no internet in my apartment, I have successfully gained access in my room, thanks to a friend. Therefore, Ransac is back in full force. Except for today, though. I'd love to post some randomness, but a fraternity gathering calls. Later! Ransac, cpa trash man

Garrison Hearst just nabbed me 9.33 points, buddy! Adding Kevin Barlow's performance, their combined points allow me to take the league's first largest lead..........only to soon be squashed by competition from the weekend. Ransac, cpa trash man

Although nothing is absolute or certain, I am under the impression that both ice age and apoc. painlands will not be reprinted together, simply just the Ice Age painlands, once again. As for the Invasion tap lands, that is highly unlikely, assuming that the I.A. lands return. A recent interview...

....the Infernal Spawn of Evil!!!!!! Tahngarth cowers at the allmighty-yet-timidly-cute mouse of DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Tarngarth: Please don't kill me!!!!!!!!! I.......I need to get laid and can't die now!!! *Tahngarth wets himself and begins to cry. The Infernal Spawn of Evil asks...