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The answer, obviously, is D: A jar of Almonds. Question 2: Why did the weasel do it? A: Profit B: Sex C: Education D: To lift the curse of the dreaded lionestic garbong, allowing him to reproduce with daffodils. Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm just bringing back lot's of oldies today, aren't I? But, instead of requesting that people sign up ahead of time, I'm just going to do what I originally started with: everyone who wants to jump in, jump in. First question: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter X...

It's been quite a while since I made CPA cards(to see them again, please read http://www.casualplayers.org/forums/showthread.php?threadid=4253), and I want to make them again. The first 8 CPA members that wish to become a Ransac CPA card and reply here will be in the next set of Ransac's cards...

*Ransac gets jealous of the little bird and sicks his cat, Sylvester, on it.* Ransac, cpa trash man

I hope to repeat as funniest for this year(and I think I'll start up a new game show to back it up), PLUS I'm hoping to win CPA Mascot for all of my promoting on various websites, magic and non-magic related, but I guess that would fall under Most Spirited. Good Luck to everybody and VOTE FOR...

I'll be getting a CD of the concert and will try to upload it to something, but may need some help. I suck at computers and the like. Ransac, cpa trash man

As some of you may(or may not) know, I am a vocal performance major. And tomorrow, I have a solo at my university's homecoming gala. now, I've had solos before, but none like this. Instead of having a solo in the middle of a choral piece, I have a solo all by myself. No chorus behind me. No...

I don't know. They haven't kept me in it long enough for me to tell. Ransac, cpa trash man

Funny...I do the same thing with Trojan Condoms. Except I get a letter back saying "Breeding purposes? We were under the impression that they were purchased to prevent breeding." Then, they give me an address, but every time I go there, people in white suits try to catch me with a large net...

*Ransac smacks Prince RXI upside the head.* Shut up. Anyway, I think I remember you, but that may be some indigestion. I have posted on MTGNews.com, though, under this name as well. Ransac, cpa trash man

Mom? Is that you? Ransac, cpa trash man

Have you tried doing what monkeys do and show of your mating dance skills? OH, and don't forget to throw leaves in the air while doing so. Ransac, cpa trash man

Word of advice...............GO CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 684.3432234% of the posters here are crazy, SO JOIN IN!!!! *Ransac starts convulsing for no reason.* Can I interest you in a nice hole in the ground for you to stay in? Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm sorry, man. My condolences to you and his family. Ransac, cpa trash man

My two year anniversary was on the 19th. No one remembered. NOBODY LOVES ME!!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! WAA....Hey look! That dog has a poofy tail. *Ransac chases after the dog.* Ransac, cpa trash man

That's right. You better get practicing on posting naked, too. I hear theorgg's got your number on that one. Just to remind everyone, the page contains the results from last year:http://www.casualplayers.org/forums/showthread.php?threadid=8553&highlight=notables Wow, that's long. Ransac...

Y.....you 're alive? Stupid hitmen. Never should trust the..............I mean, you made it to massachusetts safe and sound! WONderful. grumble, grumble. Ransac, cpa trash man

All three at once(plus adding firebreathing for fun)!!!!!!!!!! After losing his strength from playing his his Bone Flute, Uncle Istvan decides to sit in his rocking chair on the porch. After a while, he frantically screams out "NURSE RATCHETT!!!!!! BRING ME MY CIGARETTES!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then...

After doing his traditional annual washing-of-the-breechcloth, theorgg notices an acute stench in the air like no other that he'd ever smelt before...........and it wasn't him. Quickly turning around, he spots approximately 108.232444 feet away from him was a new rival: The Soul Gorger Orgg...

If I may, I would like to resume to the role of interviewer for the Notables. I would've posted my results last year, but I got only 5-7 replies to my questions. SO, this year's winners, REPLY TO MY INTERVIEW PM'S!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man